Obito grumbled inwardly.
"Seriously, system, buddy? I haven't seen you in a few days, and you've gotten this lame?"
System: "... (I'm suffering in silence.)"
As a newbie system whose career had only just begun,
the few hosts it had signed on
were all still "trainees," nowhere near ready to debut as a group.
In other words, not a single host could make it big money yet.
With neither money nor power, it naturally had no influence across the various worlds.
The system let out a ding and said,
"(╯^╰) Every one of you hosts shares the blame for how lame I am!"
Obito: "... All right, all right. Be good. I'll talk to you later."
Since he couldn't pretend to join the Cute God Cult, he might as well start sweet-talking.
"Hey, hey, buddy!"
Seeing that Obito hadn't spoken for a while, Hidan waved a hand in front of his face.
"Have you made up your mind? Are you joining our Cute God Cult or not?"
Obito smiled and said,
"The Cute God Cult's teachings are certainly interesting. Let me give it some serious thought."
"How about... you join my organization first, and we can discuss it in detail when we have time?"
Hidan nodded reflexively.
"Sure, sure... hold on a second!"
Hidan realized something was wrong.
He swung up his Triple-Bladed Scythe and held it against Obito's neck.
"(#`O′) I'm the one recruiting you here, damn it!"
I've been running this pyramid scheme for ages, and I've never met anyone as ridiculous as you!
... You're actually trying to fucking recruit me instead?!
Obito shrugged and said,
"You do your recruiting, and I'll do mine. We won't get in each other's way."
Hidan spat.
"Pah! I'm not joining your crappy organization. My mission is to spread the word