[Konoha Year 62, July 29.
Under Grandpa Madara's guidance, my Yin-Yang Release improved by leaps and bounds.
After practicing on Orochimaru and a whole bunch of test subjects.
I could now use Yin-Yang Release.
To reconstruct cells, tissues, organs... even entire bodies!
Holy shit, Grandmother, I made it!
I seemed to have gained the ability to rewrite the human lifespan!
September 19.
Today was Grandmother's seventieth birthday.
I'd originally planned to use Yin-Yang Release to extend her life by twenty years.
But I accidentally overdid it and turned her back into a woman in her twenties.
Grandmother grabbed the broom beside her and chased me through several streets...
Woohoo, death was like the wind—always by my side!
It'd been ages since I'd had this much fun... hurrah!
September 20.
凸(艹皿艹 )Those damned, shameless newspapers! What the fuck were these articles?
"Shocking! The Fifth Hokage's true colors!"
"After doing this, the Fifth Hokage was chased down the street by a beautiful young woman!"
"The Fifth Hokage's latest romance: seduced and abandoned? Read now!"
"A hero of the shinobi world becomes a heartless lover! The collapse of morality, the corruption of humanity!"
Fuck, just you wait!
I was gonna hop in my fucking Susanoo right now and visit every last one of you for a chat.]
Obito closed his diary.
He glanced at the pitch-black night, a sinister smile spreading across his face.
"Heh heh heh. A dark, windy night—the perfect time for murder and arson."
Obito stood and draped himself in a black robe.
Then he walked over to the cabinet and took out a white mask he hadn't worn in a long time.
"Awaken. It's hunting time."
With a cold chuckle, Obito put on the mask and leaped straight out the window.
His black silhouette blended into the night and