Hunter K watched coldly as Jill and Qike stamped their handprints onto the lower right corner of the contract. Ariados, carrying a camera on its back, recorded everything, so there was no fear of them shamelessly denying it later... Other Hunters had tried that before. They were probably having a wonderful time with the Vine Grass Pokémon, Giant Vines, right about now.
He crooked his fingers, and Ariados on his right shoulder responded as though they shared a mind, shooting out three strands of String Shot to retrieve the ink pad and contract. "Arii—!"
Hunter K remained composed, though a trace of pride showed in the corners of his eyes. This Ariados was his first Pokémon, and calling them two bodies with one mind would hardly have been an exaggeration.
He rolled up the contract and deftly tucked it into a folder. A glimpse inside revealed no shortage of similar documents.
Next, Hunter K archived all their nude photos and videos. Only after completing every procedure laid down by the boss beside him did he say coolly, "Congratulations. Starting today, you're two dogs... loyal brothers in the Anti-Pokémon Hunter League. Work hard, and promotions, raises, and marrying a beautiful, wealthy woman won't be just a dream."
Jill and Qike glanced sideways at the boss on the lounge chair and gave helpless, bitter smiles. "Your words have us brothers so excited, Lord K. We can hardly wait to work day and night."
Fuck, he definitely said it just now, didn't he? He definitely did!
Promotions, raises, and marrying a beautiful, wealthy woman? We'd probably struggle to land even a Jynx.
Hunter K couldn't be bothered with what they were thinking. Still wearing a cold expression, he tossed over two black bands and pointed at his neck. "Put them on."
Jill and