"So the question now is, how do we lure him into the women's restroom? That's not going to be easy."
Wally spoke after giving it some thought.
"I've already thought of a way," Barbara said. "Have you ever heard the saying that children who never earn their parents' approval spend their whole lives feeling inferior?"
"No, but I think I understand what it means—my dad is also pretty... complicated," Wally said.
"My dad's actually great in that regard," Barbara said proudly. "Every girl wants her father to be a bright knight. Every girl wants her father to be Lancelot. The difference with me is that I really do have a dad like that, and he'll always be my hero."
"I don't think Galahad would agree," Roland couldn't help quipping.
"Brilliant." Batman nodded. "I talked so much trash when I dueled Lancelot, and I doubt any of it hurt as much as that one sentence."
"You've fought Lancelot, too?" Penguin felt he could brag for the rest of his life about having once been Batman's adversary.
"I have to mention this: while he was fighting Lancelot, I was taking on King Arthur," Roland said.
"You guys have such interesting opponents," The Flash remarked.
"Hey, your two kids called in backup—holy shit, why did they call her?" Penguin's scalp prickled as he watched Kara appear on the screen. "Isn't this overkill?"
"Well..." Batman also felt it was a little excessive. Even he didn't call Superman in for backup when fighting Penguin.
"Relax. They won't have Kara fight," Roland said.
"You can tell that, too?" Penguin asked.
"Don't forget Roland Cathedral's two traditions. This is clearly the first one," The Flash said.
"...We don't have any such traditions."
"Keep watching and you'll see."
On the surveillance feed, Kara put on glasses and took