Chapter 295: Gangzi Cries Over Yu Yuanzhen's Ancestral Grave; Li Bai Is Dead?
"Father! Your old man died such a miserable death! Your son has failed you!"
Gangzi knelt before his self-made tombstone, raising his head to let out a series of wailing cries, tears and snot streaming down as he began to COS Cao Cao from New Three Kingdoms:
"Dad! Azure Heaven, Father--! Your unfilial son has failed you! Your son has let you down, quack!"
The Shrek Three Heroes stared at each other in blank dismay.
Oscar exchanged a glance with the other two, then pointed at his head.
Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun both nodded in thorough agreement.
From the perspective of the three, you killed your own biological father, now you're sitting here crying over his grave, and you're even imitating a toad croaking—if you aren't out of your mind, what are you?
"Damned Spirit Hall, it was you who killed my father!"
Gangzi suddenly stood up, giving the Shrek Three Heroes a start; they thought Gangzi had noticed them standing here mocking his mental state.
Who would have thought that Gangzi pointed at the sky and shouted, "Spirit Hall, you killed my father! Today, in the name of the future Rakshasa God, I declare that I will destroy Spirit Hall at all costs!!!"
The Shrek Three Heroes: "..."
Did a sandstorm blow away their brains?!
The fact that Yu Yuanzhen gave birth to a supremely unfilial son named Yu Xiaogang, who blew Yu Yuanzhen to death with a Thunderous Fart, quickly spread far and wide.
Bai Ranmo, currently in Spirit City, seized the opportunity to write several more PUA essays. However, these essays were mainly taking effect over in the Star Luo Empire now. Over in the Heaven Dou Empire, Bai Ranmo's Clone