Even a Couch Potato Turns Over Once in a While (^_−)☆

"Awooo! Sis-in-law, what the hell did you poke me with? I feel dirty now!" Young Master Zhang jumped three feet into the air. He turned to curse, but when he saw Fang Yao, he swallowed it. Getting poked was better than cursing her and getting beaten up by Bo Hanmo.

Fang Yao struggled to her feet and gave him a disdainful look. "My stick's the one that's dirty now, okay? It was way cleaner than your pants. Who did you piss off?"

゛('◇')?

I'm only just noticing there's a lump of shit on Young Master Zhang's pants. Ugh, that's disgusting.

Fang Yao tossed the stick onto the ground. She could almost feel it weeping.

Young Master Zhang went rigid. A lump of shit? How was that possible?! Fang Yao had to be seeing things.

(꒪Д꒪)ノ

Lü Mu could see Young Master Zhang's expression darkening. He was about to blow up.

Lu Shang patted Young Master Zhang's shoulder sympathetically. "Man, who did you offend today? That couldn't have just landed on you. You didn't even notice, did you?"

Young Master Zhang's eyes flickered. "Bo Hanmo, lend me a change of clothes."

"Steward Liu, take Young Master Zhang to wash up." Bo Hanmo nodded and called Steward Liu out from the corner.

"Yes, young master. Young Master Zhang, please follow me." Steward Liu nodded and gestured for him to come along.

"..." You really don't have to look at me like that. Watching Steward Liu struggle to hide his disgust brought Young Master Zhang to tears. ~~o(＞_＜)o ~~

"Young Master Zhang, these clothes are kept for guests. Please see if anything fits." Steward Liu motioned for a servant to wheel the clothes over.

Wrapped in a bathrobe, Young Master Zhang picked an outfit at random. It fit perfectly. He opened the door.