Chen Feng had already had a bad feeling when he heard that Gle's parents had divorced and her father had gone missing.
But he hadn't expected to actually end up babysitting for someone from the group chat.
Chen Feng crouched down and stroked Gle's fiery red hair. "Gle, I'm your uncle."
Gle put her fair-skinned index finger in her mouth and pondered. "But I've never seen you before."
"My surname is Chen," Chen Feng prompted. "Does that ring a bell?"
"Ah! I remember now!" Gle happily rubbed her head against Chen Feng's hand. "You're the uncle who owes Daddy two dark-skinned student athletes with baby faces, huge boobs, long legs, big butts, glossy white thigh-high stockings, and a faint, lovely scent."
Cough, cough, cough, cough.
Chen Feng nearly choked and couldn't help cursing inwardly. That dirty old bastard! Why does he tell his kid everything?
And was it his imagination, or had the list of requirements gotten longer?
Chen Feng changed the subject. "Gle, can you turn into a dragon?"
"Yes!" Gle held her stomach. "But I have to eat my fill first."
That was going to cost a lot.
Chen Feng looked at Sika, who shuddered all over and blurted out, "I've heard of dragons who can't turn into humans because their level is too low, but I've never heard of a dragon who can't turn into a dragon."
Then Sika challenged Gle. "Have you ever been a dragon? You're just making things up!"
Gle burst into tears.
Chen Feng kicked Sika. "Cut the crap and keep digging."
Ever since he had used the advisory system and seen the miserable fate of those three adventurers, Chen Feng had completely abandoned any thought of entering the cave.
What he needed to do now was have Sika cover the ground with