The Goblin Shaman flashed a peace sign. "Scissors."
The sky: "Rock."
Chen Feng: "No!!!"
Dozens of comets and meteors fell from the sky. Without seeing it firsthand, who could have imagined that an apocalyptic spectacle worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster had come from a goblin?
Chen Feng looked up and couldn't help singing, "Stumbled into heaven~"
Sika shouted, "Bro! This isn't the time for singing! Hurry up and figure something out with that invincible teleportation skill of yours!"
"Why panic?"
Chen Feng's gaze swept back and forth, locking onto every meteor and comet in the sky. Then, with a single Spatial Teleportation, he moved all those extraterrestrial rocks above the goblins.
Now that was shooting yourself in the foot!
But before Chen Feng could celebrate, something unexpected happened!
Below them, the Goblin Shaman waved a staff. The swarm of meteors overhead suddenly stopped as though someone had slammed on the brakes, then changed direction and hurtled toward Chen Feng and the others again.
Wow. Sure hit and homing, too.
Chen Feng looked at Sika. "Now you can panic."
Amid thunderous explosions, dust rose into the sky like a mushroom cloud, turning a stretch of plain into a depression riddled with enormous craters.
Far from that depression...
As spatial power rippled outward, three figures suddenly materialized out of thin air and fell to the ground.
"Everyone okay?"
Chen Feng panted heavily. Two consecutive large-scale group Spatial Teleportations had been a bit much even for him.
Gle held her stomach. "Other than being hungry, I don't feel anything."
Chen Feng turned to the villager. "What about you?"
Sika trembled like a leaf as he stammered, "I-I don't feel anything either. It w-wasn't scary at all. My heart didn't even beat once."
That meant you'd been scared fucking dead.
But Chen Feng didn't