I'm Going on a Killing Spree

"Huh?"

Wolf Vanguard looked troubled and stammered, "Brother Dalang, if the old king finds out I gave you the manual, I'll die."

Chen Feng stared at him, his expression gradually darkening. "I don't know whether giving me the manual will get you killed. But if you don't, you'll die right now."

"Understood!"

Wolf Vanguard lowered his head and hurried away.

Just then, Er Lang spoke around a mouthful of chicken drumstick. "Big bruh, why're yuh mmph mmph?"

"Swallow before you talk."

"Big brother, why aren't you eating?"

"I'm not hungry. You go ahead."

Chen Feng had been patrolling all day, so claiming he wasn't hungry was a blatant lie. But the pot contained no seasonings, no onions, ginger, or garlic—just meat boiled in plain water. Only these yokai could stomach it.

Still, he had a solution.

While the yokai weren't looking, Chen Feng had secretly used the Sandevistan to release the captured humans. Along the way, he had also rummaged through their bags for a few packets of snacks and bottles of cola.

He had saved their lives. Asking for a little food shouldn't be unreasonable.

"Huh? Where are the humans we caught today?"

"Crap, they must've escaped! After them!"

Once he had eaten and drunk his fill, Chen Feng took the manual and left with Er Lang.

On the way, they passed a small river.

"Big brother, this isn't the way home."

"I know."

Chen Feng raised his leg and sent the husky flying into the river with a splash.

"In you go!"

"Big brother! Big brother! Woooo!"

Er Lang wailed miserably in the river, but Chen Feng remained unmoved.

"Starting today, you're taking a bath every day."

"Don't come out until you're clean."

Dogs really hated baths, but under his big brother Chen Feng's tyranny, Er Lang could