Kurama: What Is This Brat Doing!?

(Brain Storage Area)

After college, Zhou Ming became a corporate slave.

Every day brought endless overtime, proposals that had to be revised until dawn, and idiot bosses he couldn't understand...

Even when he finally got a legal holiday, he would have to make up for it afterward by working extra days.

That alone would have been bad enough...

The girlfriend he had dated since college had cheated on him with her boss a week ago.

And after he caught her...

She even pointed at him and said...

"You can't give me the life I want. Let's break up!"

"Only when I'm with Zhang Zong have I felt happiness like never before!"

Just like that, not only had his girlfriend cheated on him, she had even posted it on short-video platforms, where countless little princesses condemned him...

The T0 version really wasn't someone he could afford to provoke!

Now, Zhou Ming could only curl up in his rented room and find a faint sense of being alive through games and anime worlds.

Only there was he an independent existence, rather than a walking corpse muddling through every day.

Late at night, after sneaking in a couple rounds of gaming during a break, Zhou Ming suddenly stood up. His vision went black, and his head slammed heavily onto the keyboard.

He had no idea how long passed before the murmuring voices of strangers gradually reached his ears.

The sounds slowly came closer, growing louder and louder...

Wait!?

Wasn't I playing a game?

How did I... fall asleep?

Zhou Ming abruptly opened his eyes, only to find everything before him blurry, as if covered in mosaic pixels.

What was going on!?

I... got smaller!?

He wildly grabbed at the air, and through his blurry vision, he could make out...

A pair of chubby little hands?

They looked somewhat like the Michelin Man.

Huh!?

I... turned into a baby!?

Before Zhou Ming could process it, a blond man and a red-haired woman suddenly appeared in his vision.

At that moment, he realized he had transmigrated...

And it was even the legendary reincarnation in the womb...

A blond guy?

Don't tell me I started out in vocational school!!!

The moment he saw that blond hair, Zhou Ming's guard shot through the roof.

A father with blond hair... he was seriously worried.

Could his father be a member of some cringe emo gang?

Whoosh—

Suddenly, Zhou Ming found the scene changing, his body suspended in midair.

A few seconds later, he landed securely in a stranger's arms.

Holy shit!?

Why was there a human trafficker too!!!

Where were his parents!? Save me!

A woman's weeping and anxious voice also rang out around him.

As for what she was saying, Zhou Ming couldn't understand a word.

Yet it sounded so heartrending, so heartbreaking.

But Zhou Ming was panicking...

He had only just transmigrated!

Couldn't they at least give him a chance to grow up!?

If he got caught by a human trafficker...

He might end up with his arms and legs broken and sent onto the streets to beg.

When Zhou Ming was little in his previous life, he often heard his parents tell tragic stories about children abducted by traffickers.

But he had never imagined that the moment he was reborn, he would be snatched away by a masked human trafficker...

Wait!?

A red-haired woman?

A blond father??

A masked human trafficker?

A strange sense of familiarity made Zhou Ming fall into deep thought.

As the three pieces came together, a flash of Golden Light seemed to streak through his tiny mind...

Fuck!

I transmigrated into Naruto??

This is bad!

I became Konoha's Crown Prince, Other Heavenly Mouth!

Roar—

As if responding to Zhou Ming's thoughts, deafening roars instantly erupted all around him.

Zhou Ming's head buzzed violently. His thoughts stopped at once, and he fainted.

In the final moment before losing consciousness, he began to pray with utmost sincerity.

Obito Uchiha, fuck your mother!

I, Naruto, will remember this grudge!

Zhou Ming also began accepting his identity as Naruto...

Drip—

Drip—

The sound of water droplets hitting the ground was crisp and ethereal.

It was like a faucet left running in an empty room.

Naruto's eyelids fluttered as his consciousness gradually returned.

However, the scene he saw upon opening his eyes was vastly different from what he had imagined.

"Roar—"

That familiar roar sounded in his ears once more.

The Nine-Tails!?

Naruto turned his head and saw a mass of orange. Since his eyesight had not fully developed yet...

The Nine-Tails before him now...

Looked more and more like a giant orange cat...

Click, click—

At that moment, Naruto discovered an exceptionally clear interface appearing before his eyes.

Holy shit!!

Minecraft??

To his astonishment, the interface before his eyes was Minecraft, the game he had played in his previous life!

As he flipped through the interface, Naruto could even see every item inside!

That was right!

Every single item!!

There were even enchanted potions and monster eggs!!

It was Creative Mode!!

And that wasn't all!

More than three hundred mods had been loaded into it!

They were all mods he had downloaded in his previous life!

Things like the Industrial Modernization Mod, the Magic World Mod, and so on.

For example, the Industrial Modernization Mod contained everyday household appliances.

The Magic World Mod also had magical monster eggs, portals, and all kinds of magical items.

In short, those mods contained a vast number of utterly broken items.