"What? Those two kittens clearly had heatstroke."
"Those two strays weren't healthy to begin with, and it was hot that day. Of course they had heatstroke!" A bead of sweat clung to Tsunade's forehead as she struggled to explain.
But her explanation sounded flimsy no matter how she put it.
"Hmm. Then next time, should we test it on the Inuzuka Clan's dogs?"
"The Inuzuka Clan's dogs ought to be in good shape, right?" Uchiha Yin said teasingly.
"Why do you always want to test it on animals? I make food for people to eat," Tsunade protested.
"Because I'm afraid that if someone eats it and you slip up while treating them, that person might leave this world." Uchiha Yin shrugged and spread his hands.
His words left Tsunade at a loss for a reply.
"Can't you let me win just once?" Tsunade hooked an arm around Uchiha Yin's neck and gently pressed her other thumb to his temple. (When I watched Naruto, Tsunade did that to Shizune all the time. It really stuck with me. Back then, I thought, ahem...)
All Uchiha Yin could feel was his cheek pressed against something soft.
"All right, all right, Master Tsunade. I was wrong." Uchiha Yin was enjoying himself, but he made a show of looking remorseful.
"Then tell me what you did wrong!"
She wasn't using any force, so there was no way it could hurt.
And even if Tsunade did use force, she couldn't have hurt Uchiha Yin.
Tsunade found his exaggerated act amusing.
As for his cheek being pressed against her, she didn't mind at all.
Of course, that was only because it was Uchiha Yin.
"I was wrong to point out Master Tsunade's sore spot. No matter how awful her cooking is, I should bear it and eat