"But that doesn't mean you can lump me in with you," Obito retorted.
"The right half of my body has some weird stuff attached to it," Obito said, touching his right side.
"It's thanks to that stuff that you survived without eating or drinking," the less goofy White Zetsu said. "I think you should be grateful."
"Exactly. We don't want to be lumped in with you either. Yours is an artificial body with no feelings, while we're artificial humans with feelings," the goofy White Zetsu said. "And we understand humor better than you."
"We have richer vocabularies, richer emotions, and we don't poop!"
"Shut up!" Obito snapped, a bead of cold sweat forming on his forehead.
"Then tell me how you're more advanced than I am," Obito asked.
The two White Zetsu exchanged a glance, then said in unison, "We're monitoring you!"
Pride showed on their faces, as though this were something tremendously glorious.
Cold sweat appeared on Obito's forehead for the third time, and his expression soured. "You bastards even said it together. You're driving me crazy."
"We'll stay here, monitor you, and help with your follow-up examinations to make sure you're fit enough to carry out Lord Madara's orders by the time he wakes up!" the two White Zetsu said.
He sent two puppets to watch me while he sleeps his head off.
No, I have to escape and find Kakashi and Asuma!
And Rin, too. You have to wait for me!
"How do I get out of here?" Obito asked White Zetsu.
"There's no exit. You can't get out anywhere!" the goofy White Zetsu said bluntly. "After Lord Madara brought you here, he blocked the exit with an enormous rock."
"What? He actually blocked it!" Obito looked utterly exasperated.
"By the way, you kept calling out 'Rin,