Turns Out I'm a Cultivation Prodigy
Chapter 71

Was That Even Immortal Estate Speak?

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"My head's pointy. So let me ask you: why is yours so round?"

With that, Liang Ninghong shoveled in a mouthful of spirit rice, burped, and said, "There's something wrong with this food!"

Something wrong with the food?!

Chen Zhuo jolted. He went on guard at once, even considering using the Talisman Treasure Uncle Xu had given him.

"The more I eat, the fuller I get. There's definitely something wrong with it," Liang Ninghong said.

Chen Zhuo: ...

You're just looking for trouble, aren't you?

Chen Zhuo was speechless. He sat down and looked at Liang Ningwan.

"Please don't mind him, Chen Zhuo," Liang Ningwan said awkwardly. "My brother just injected Purgatory Dragon and Demon Power Injection Fluid. His head's a little muddled right now, so he might say some strange things. Sorry about that."

Liang Ningwan blushed. She really was embarrassed.

She hadn't expected her brother to give himself an injection right before they left!

If I'd known, I wouldn't have brought him!

But thinking it over, this was probably the best choice she had right now.

Her older sister had passed her Junior College-to-University Transfer exam and was away from home.

Her younger sister...

Never mind her. She'd lost her mind chasing celebrities.

Her father was at work.

That left only her brother!

Besides, her father, mother, brother, and older sister were all Body Cultivators. Any one of them might have taken a shot too, and her younger sister was obsessed with celebrities.

Liang Ningwan was exhausted. The only member of the household she could probably discuss anything with was their pet Demon Beast, a Border Collie.

Sigh. How tiring.

Seeing Liang Ninghong like this, Chen Zhuo was already having second thoughts.

Were all Body Cultivators like this?

Could I still buy these drugs?

*If I took them,

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