Volume Four: Buddha Saves No One, but I, the Demon, Save Them All-The Absurd Outcome (Part Two)

Not everyone received this kind of treatment: the Dragon Emperor and the Beast King on all fours, waiting obediently. Luo Qian wanted to look profound, but he had no beard to stroke, so he awkwardly rubbed his chin instead. Then, as if by magic, he produced an object. "Everyone, take a look. This thing is called a V... It has a special function: high-speed recording. Playback speed stays the same, so if you record faster, the people on screen move slower..." Seeing the eighteen blank eyes of the two dragons, Luo Qian felt he had failed. He put it plainly: "This thing can show which of you won."

The two dragons were delighted. Luo Qian kept hauling things out of his Storage Space until he had assembled a home theater! They were all mundane objects. The little Pixiu looked down on them so thoroughly that it would not eat them even if he offered.

After hooking up the V, Luo Qian felt a surge of excitement. "At this tense moment, I'm deeply moved. First, I'd like to thank His Majesty the Dragon Emperor, Her Majesty Strathas, my parents, the Immortal Emperor..." Fire had begun to blaze in the two dragons' eyes. Luo Qian knew when to stop. "So who won? Let's reveal the answer now. Please look at the big screen..."

He pressed the remote, and playback began. At the crucial moment, the two contestants fell together, almost at the same instant. But in extreme slow motion, Strathas's contestant braced himself just as he fell. By a hair's breadth, he hit the ground a fraction later. Strathas threw up her arms and cheered. The Dragon Emperor, furious, snatched Luo Qian's remote and watched the footage more than a dozen times. At last, in a fit of rage, he blasted the