The Immortal Realm's Smuggling Kingpin
Chapter 5

Related Works: Shi San Recommends "Touching Stone into Gold"

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A certain fine author wrote this under a pen name. I guarantee he's far more shameless than Shi San...

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[Synopsis]

I could get food stuck between my teeth drinking cold water and stub my heel with a fart. That's the story of my life for over twenty years. What rotten luck!

Eight or nine times out of ten, life doesn't go your way. When things go wrong, singing Liu Huan's "Starting Over" won't pull you out of trouble and turn the tide.

Just when I thought I'd spend the rest of my life dogged by bad luck, fortune came knocking! A thunderclap shook the heavens; this downtrodden peasant was liberated, and I experienced Rebirth!

Now that I'd experienced Rebirth, what else was there to say? Make money? Child's play! Once I was rich, I could keep a mistress, fool around with celebrities, pull strings for favors... Wait! I wasn't that kind of person!

After Rebirth, I was going to live life to the fullest! Live free and easy! Live without regrets! Live a life I could be proud of! Enough talk. There's much to gain from opening a book, and plenty of excitement inside this one. Go on, take a look!

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