Chen Shu was in a wonderful mood.
How wonderful?
Probably about as wonderful as Zhang Suannai's.
After closing the Ancient Cultivator group chat with a delighted grin, Chen Shu opened Feixin.
Create group chat.
Name: Jade Capital Ghouls
Invite members: Chen Banxia, Qingqing, Xiaoxiao
Chen Shu: Hey, everyone.
Chen Shu: /Yi Emperor waving at a military parade
Xiaoxiao: Hi, Brother-in-law.
Xiaoxiao: /Being good
Chen Shu: Thanks for the effort, Xiaoxiao.
Xiaoxiao: At the people's service.
Chen Shu: /Silly grin
Qingqing: What's this group for?
Chen Banxia: How do you read that character?
Chen Shu: Jade Capital Ghouls.
Chen Shu: It means Jade Capital foodies. It's our group for arranging meals.
Chen Banxia: ???
Chen Shu: We're eating at Building 12, Angelica Orchid Garden, the day after tomorrow. What do you want? You can order now. Beautiful ladies get one dish each.
Chen Banxia: I'm not that beautiful. Can I order two more?
Qingqing: Where did you use that word?
Chen Shu: This idiotic input method.
Chen Shu: Hurry up and order.
Chen Banxia: One dish each isn't nearly enough to eat.
Chen Shu: I'm letting each of you choose one. I'll decide the rest. Understand?
Chen Shu: Honestly.
Chen Banxia: I want spicy crayfish.
Chen Banxia: And ginger-fried duck.
Chen Shu: Next.
Chen Shu: What would you like, Xiaoxiao? @Xiaoxiao
Qingqing: Make her potatoes with Twice-Cooked Pork, the kind where she can't tell the potatoes from the meat.
Xiaoxiao: !!
Qingqing: And stir-fried shredded potatoes with shredded Jiang, half potato and half Jiang.
Xiaoxiao: You're mean!
Xiaoxiao: /Pointing
Chen Shu: Ignore her. Tell me yourself, Xiaoxiao.
Qingqing: ...
Xiaoxiao: Thank you, Brother-in-law.
Xiaoxiao: I want mashed potatoes, and a crispy shredded-potato flatbread sprinkled with chili powder.
Xiaoxiao: Would making both be too much work for you, Brother-in-law?
Chen Shu: Both