Grandma Always Says: You're my roommate's childhood sweetheart, her boyfriend before she's even started dating! You've been using my two roommates to spy on me all along! No wonder someone as smart as me couldn't beat you. You were fucking cheating!
Chen Shu yawned and scratched an itch.
It had long since grown dark outside the window. The car wound along a mountain road at night. He didn't reply right away, instead watching the Screen for now.
Righteous Vital Energy: Well, this wasn't easy.
Righteous Vital Energy: /weeping tears of joy
Unknown Person: I don't get it!
Gate of Myriad Wonders: /stunned
Green-Lamp Ancient Buddha: A boyfriend before she's started dating? What does that mean? Amitabha. Benefactor Grandma, please explain it to this humble monk.
Just Call Me Luo Huai'an: Interesting.
Grandma Always Says: Exactly what it sounds like.
Grandma Always Says: Like a fiancée.
Grandma Always Says: Yours! Get it?
Green-Lamp Ancient Buddha: Amitabha.
Green-Lamp Ancient Buddha: The world below the mountain is so complicated.
Gate of Myriad Wonders: Wait.
Gate of Myriad Wonders: Doesn't that mean Cabbage and your roommate are practically a couple?
Grandma Always Says: More or less.
Gate of Myriad Wonders: The roommate with the Celestial Bloodline who's really aloof?
Grandma Always Says: How do you know?
Gate of Myriad Wonders: He told us.
Gate of Myriad Wonders: That shameless bastard!!
Green-Lamp Ancient Buddha: Amitabha...
Unknown Person: I still don't get it.
Grandma Always Says: What did he say?
Gate of Myriad Wonders: He said your roommate had the Celestial Bloodline and was extremely aloof, and that she wouldn't fall for anyone. I forget his exact words, but basically, only someone incredibly outstanding, almost perfect, would have a chance of winning her heart.
Righteous Vital Energy: [image]
Gate of Myriad Wonders: Yes, yes, that's it!