Miraculous Moves

It was ten at night.

At the police station.

A scholarly-looking police officer stared at Chen Shu. "You're a top student at Yujing University. Instead of studying hard and serving your country, what were you doing getting a massage?"

"I just went for a massage. That's all."

"How much is 'all'?"

"I bought a 288-yuan package online. It had sold hundreds this month, and the reviews were good, so I thought I'd try it." Chen Shu's feelings were a tangled mess. What kind of luck was this? "Officer, you've already investigated everything, haven't you?"

"We've checked it out, but who knows what you had in mind when you went there?"

"You can't smear me like that."

"Who's smearing you?" the officer said sternly. "You're young, with a bright future ahead of you. I'm giving you some advice! Don't chase carnal pleasures and go astray!"

"Right, right... I'll take that to heart. If I've done wrong, I'll correct it; if I haven't, I'll take it as a warning."

"Hmph. I hope so."

"So... can I go?"

"It's not that simple."

"Huh?"

"What do you mean, 'huh'? We did find illegal activity there, and people on your floor were committing indecent acts in their rooms." The officer handed back his phone. "Call a relative and have them come take you home."

"But I didn't break the law!"

"That's why we're not penalizing you!"

"..." Chen Shu fell silent and spread his hands. "I'm from Yuanzhou. I came to the Jade Capital to study. I don't have any relatives here."

"Your class assistant will do."

"..."

"No? Then call your parents. I'll have a word with them and let you go."

"..."

"Still no? I gave you a chance."

"That's not procedure. I'm filing a complaint!"

"Fine. We'll follow procedure. The investigation isn't