The Stillheart Way Couldn't Make People Gentle

Police sirens wailed past early that morning.

The officers dispatched to the scene were nearly beside themselves. As if pumped full of chicken blood, they charged toward Gusu Mega Bridge, howling, terrified another precinct would beat them to it.

Meanwhile, Zhang Suannai was bored. She grabbed the culprits by their collars, hauled them back one by one, and piled them together. She ignored their bleeding, their wails, their cries of pain and pleas for mercy, and squatted nearby to chat in the group.

Grandma Always Says: Job done!

Grandma Always Says: When Grandma steps in, she does the work of two!

Greens and Cocoa: Congratulations!

Unknown Person: You didn't run into any danger, did you?

Grandma Always Says: Danger level: 0

Grandma Always Says: The only thing missing was that I didn't catch Zhao Haojiang. Otherwise, I would've accidentally snapped all ten of his fingers during the fight, then kicked his balls to pieces and gouged out his eyes. Fuck, the bastard dared harass me.

Unknown Person: What now?

Grandma Always Says: It's fine. I caught his men, so Zhao Haojiang won't get away. The police will go after him. Making him live on tenterhooks counts as torture too.

Greens and Cocoa: What are you doing now?

Grandma Always Says: Waiting for the police.

Grandma Always Says: So annoying. They're still not here.

Grandma Always Says: Might as well start a game.

Greens and Cocoa: Congratulations on making the news, senior!

Grandma Always Says: No chance. I'll leave as soon as I hear the sirens. I'll ask them to keep my identity confidential.

Greens and Cocoa: I wanted to see just how handsome you are, senior. Are you even handsomer than my boyfriend? /sigh

Grandma Always Says: You have a boyfriend??

Unknown Person: Junior, didn't you say you'd never dated