Two People (Eight Updates Are Hard to Keep Up)

Zhang Suannai sat cross-legged on her bed, two long swords laid across her thighs:

One had an ancient yet exquisite design. Its scabbard and hilt were both made of wood, trimmed with sea-beast hide, carved with patterns of otherworldly beasts, and set with rare gems.

The other had sleek lines and was made entirely of metal, with no scabbard.

Zhang Suannai's eyes were closed, her expression unusually grave.

Bzz! Bzz!

Her vibrating phone disturbed her.

Zhang Suannai opened her eyes at once and picked it up. Sure enough, there was a message in the group chat.

Her solemnity vanished without a trace.

She could hardly keep from laughing. She had finally managed to photograph her roommate and post the picture in the group, all to rub it in that junior's face. But the junior had played dead and refused to reply, leaving Zhang Suannai fit to burst.

At last, the junior sent a message.

Greens and Cocoa: Sorry, Senior Grandma. Something came up earlier.

Greens and Cocoa: Senior Grandma, your girlfriend has such a great figure! Judging by her outfit, she must be a really gentle person.

Greens and Cocoa: She even has a cat. I hear people who keep cats are very loving.

"Ahahaha..."

Zhang Suannai burst out laughing in her room.

That silly little junior really thought she was a man! She really thought that was her girlfriend! Little did she know, it was all fake! Hahaha, she couldn't wait to see that dim-witted, fake-sweet junior's face when she learned the truth!

It would be priceless!

Zhang Suannai held back her laughter and typed furiously.

Grandma Always Says: Better figure than yours, right?

Greens and Cocoa: Not necessarily. I have a great figure too.

Grandma Always Says: Anyone can brag.

Grandma Always Says: Pics or it didn't happen,