Twitter's servers crashed for the eighth time, seventeen minutes after the video was uploaded.
After service was restored, the same set of topics completely dominated the top ten trending spots:
#HelaCallsYongyeUseless#
#YongyeDaresNotGoToAsgard#
#GoddessOfDeathVsGoldenArmorGodOfWar#
#IronManIssuesPublicChallenge#
#NotEvenFitToCarryHerShoes#
#GoldenArmorGodOfWarIsACoward#
The comments erupted like a vat of boiling oil doused in gasoline:
"Holy shit! Someone actually had the balls to call Yongye useless! Said he wasn't even fit to carry her shoes!"
"That bitch has a vicious mouth! But she's the Goddess of Death! Even Thor can't beat her!"
"Iron Man's really put Yongye on the spot this time! Challenging him in a global livestream-if Yongye doesn't go, how can he keep calling himself the strongest hero?"
"But why should he go? Hela is Asgard's family problem. What's that got to do with Earth?"
"She said she'd come to Earth and kill everyone if Yongye didn't go! Like it or not, it's our problem now!"
"Where's the Golden Armor God of War? Why hasn't he responded yet?"
"Maybe he's busy making some female secretary sleep with him. No time to check his phone."
"I think those paid trolls are right. He's just a useless loser relying on his armor! Beating the Kryptonians and Ultron before-it was all fucking thanks to that armor!"
"Are you a fucking idiot? Isn't his armor part of his strength?"
"Exactly! Put Iron Man in that Golden Cloth and see what happens. Could he survive a slap from Susanoo-no-Mikoto?"
"But Hela is the Goddess of Death! One of Asgard's chief gods! Odin's eldest daughter! Even Thor got his ass handed to him! Can Yongye really win?"
"How will we know unless he tries?"
"I think Yongye just doesn't dare go. He's afraid of losing. All those opponents he fought before-the Kryptonians, Ultron, Dormammu-were nothing but brainless idiots and robots. Now