Three minutes into the broadcast, Twitter's servers crashed for the eleventh time.
The outage lasted a full twenty-five minutes, breaking the twenty-minute record set by the "thirty seconds" video three days earlier.
Once service returned, the top ten trending topics looked as though a nuclear bomb had exploded inside them, scattering fragments across every screen on the planet:
#HelaSuesForPeace#
#GoddessOfDeathBacksDown#
#NinetyDegreeBow#
#YongyeWarnsHela#
#AsgardsDignity#
#GoldenArmorGodOfWarWinsWithoutFighting#
#ThirtySecondHeroLosesAgainAndAgainAndAgain#
The comments section was like a pot of boiling oil doused with gasoline and set alight, exploding from left to right, then from the center into every corner:
"Holy shit!!! Hela sued for peace!!! The Goddess of Death!!! She actually sent someone to Manhattan to ask for peace!!!"
"That ninety-degree bow-I enlarged the screenshot and looked at it ten times. His back was bent more than a shrimp! More Fusangese than the Fusangese!"
"Yongye's line, 'She's so ugly, I'm afraid meeting her would ruin my appetite,' made me fucking laugh so hard I fell off my chair!"
"Even more savage was Yongye saying, 'That immortality of hers, tied to Asgard's survival, is nothing but a joke to me!' He tore up Hela's trump card like scrap paper!"
"Hela's immortality is bound to Asgard. As long as Asgard exists, she can never die. But Yongye said that was just a joke... what does that mean? It means he has a way to bypass her immortality and erase her very existence!"
"Susanoo-no-Mikoto: I get it. I get it."
"Hahahaha, you're vicious! Susanoo-no-Mikoto didn't even leave a speck behind, and here you are getting it on his behalf!"
"Speaking of which, the Golden Armor God of War obliterated Susanoo-no-Mikoto, and the gods of Fusang are just letting it slide?"
"What else can they do? Send the great goddess Amaterasu and Kaguya-hime to take him together and wear Yongye