In-Your-Face Taunt: Take One of Them on a Leash!

"I don't care! You have to find my beloved dog! Otherwise, I'll file a complaint against you—with the Third Hokage!"

Uchiha Itachi's voice followed. "Your dog went missing in the woods. That's outside the Military Police Force's jurisdiction. You should post a mission and hire ninja to look for it..."

A roar cut Itachi off.

"Bullshit! A thief stole my dog, so it's your job!"

Yongye pushed the door open and walked in.

The reception hall at Military Police Force headquarters was small. A long reception counter faced the door, its surface piled high with documents and Scrolls.

The Uchiha clan crest, a gunbai fan, hung on the wall beside a plaque listing the Konoha Military Police Force's rules. Several people stood in the hall.

Uchiha Itachi stood behind the counter, his hands resting at his sides. The man's shouting had sprayed spittle across his face, but he remained expressionless.

Shisui Uchiha leaned halfway out of another room, still holding a document he hadn't had time to put down. The commotion had clearly drawn him out.

The Uchiha twins both held posts in ANBU and the Konoha Military Police Force, supposedly to serve as a bridge between the two.

A tremendously fat man stood in front of the counter.

He was so fat he couldn't possibly see his toes when he looked down. Rolls of flesh spilled over his belt, stretching his expensive silk robe taut.

His neck was as thick as a tree stump, and his triple chin quivered violently with every shout.

A gold watch circled his wrist, and three gemstone rings adorned his fingers, each stone as large as a quail's egg.

Inherited memories surfaced, and Yongye recognized the fat bastard:

The man's wolfdog had once mauled a little girl from a civilian family to death, but