Karras Goes Berserk

115: Karras Goes Berserk

Barbarus

"Trazyn?"

"Trazyn!"

"..."

"Tra-zyn!!!"

"Huh? Ah! I'm here!"

Trazyn hurriedly transferred its consciousness back into the observer. It saw Hades standing before it with a frown, holding a stack of documents thick enough to make it want to die.

"What are you doing, Trazyn? I thought you'd caught a virus."

"I was looking at the Athena Academy—"

Trazyn said, then, as though it had remembered something amusing, the Necron let out several stuttering bursts of laughter.

"You really should see how entertaining the Mechanicus lunatics under your command are."

Heh, Hades thought. If he weren't so busy, he would become the most deranged noosphere madman of them all and give 40k a little 3k shock. Whether it was Big Banana or Spinning Cat, he could do it all.

Though those Mechanicus had already begun spreading things with the beginnings of absurdist culture, thankfully there were occasional purges. Otherwise, Hades truly feared that some absurd creature would emerge in the Warp.

But Hades had no intention of restricting those people who spent every day loafing around on the Athena Academy forums—

He was not the sort to fly into a rage just because his subordinates played around. As long as they got their work done, Hades did not care what else they did.

"Then copy it and take it back to enjoy at your leisure."

Hades said, stuffing the documents into Trazyn's hands.

"These are the results of the past three months of relic preservation, along with the latest technological products. Look them over and see whether there are any issues, or whether there's any other technology you can contribute. The expedition is about to begin, so how about donating a little more, great philanthropist?"

Trazyn automatically ignored the last sentence. It grabbed the documents and