Xue'er Lets Grandpa Drive, Angel God: Yu Xiaogang Is So Ugly He Makes You Want to Explode at a Glance

"Xue'er, let Grandpa drive, can you?"

Qian Daoliu looked at little Xue'er and asked with a gentle smile.

After all, there was nothing in this world he had not played with.

Yet this soul-guide car, he truly had never played with it.

It was mainly just too good-looking.

And far too novel.

"What kind of divine being could forge something like this?"

Bibi Dong looked up at the pink-golden soul-guide car in the sky and froze for a moment.

Little Xue'er pursed her cherry lips and said, "Fine, then I'll let Grandpa drive for a bit!"

She drove the car down to the ground, then let her Grandpa sit in the driver's seat and taught him how to operate the soul-guide car.

Then Qian Daoliu drove the soul-guide car flying back and forth across the skies above Spirit Hall.

His mood was indescribably wonderful.

Little Xue'er immediately sent a photo of Qian Daoliu driving to the group chat.

[Love-Starved Little Angel: My Grandpa, handsome right?]

[Spirit Hall Saintess: Uh, to think this Qian Daoliu actually has a side like this!!!]

[I Am the Angel God: So this is that Grandpa of yours who's going to be sacrificed in the future. This descendant of yours is passable.]

[Love-Starved Little Angel: Hmph, my Grandpa is simply peerlessly handsome.]

Li Qiu also saw Qian Daoliu's photo and sprayed the food in his mouth straight onto Xiao Wu's face.

"Uh..." Xiao Wu wore a look of utter bewilderment.

Li Qiu immediately helped Xiao Wu wipe it off. "Sorry for the trouble, I just thought of something funny and accidentally spat. Are you all right?"

"I'm fine!" Xiao Wu's little face flushed red.

Right at that moment, a heavyweight figure arrived at Shrek.

That was none other than the twenty-ninth-rank Yu Xiaogang, who had just broken through fifty years of age.

As soon as he arrived at Shrek, he headed straight for Flender's office.

"Screech..." The door was pushed open.

Flender saw the flat-topped middle-aged man and surged with emotion. "Xiao Gang... Xiao Gang, you've finally come."

He had written numerous letters urging Xiao Gang to come and serve as an academy teacher.

He never expected him to arrive only now.

It had him so excited that tears streamed down his face.

"I can be a teacher at Shrek, but on one condition: I want one of your students to take me as his master!"

Yu Xiaogang arrived travel-worn and weary, speaking with a stern expression.

"Who?" Flender knitted his brows. Didn't Xiao Gang already have Tang San as a student?

In his letters, he had boasted about how great Tang San was, how monstrous his talent,

and how he possessed twin martial souls.

He had claimed that Tang San would be his only student in this lifetime.

Yet now, here he was, wanting to be the teacher of another Shrek student.

This left him completely at a loss for words.

"I want Li Qiu to take me as his master!!"

Yu Xiaogang lifted his chin and said earnestly.

"Well... you certainly know how to pick. This kid went from the weakest student in the academy to the strongest. If you want to take him as a disciple, you'll have to see whether he's willing or not!"

Flender was somewhat speechless. Yu Xiaogang really was greedy:

"Don't scare him off, otherwise my dream of making Shrek famous throughout the world and making a fortune will go down the drain!"

"Not at all. With my martial soul knowledge, I can definitely win him over. After all, I even managed to make a twin martial soul genius like Tang San take me as his master-wouldn't Li Qiu be even easier?"

Yu Xiaogang confidently patted his chest to set Flender's mind at ease.

"That Tang San may be hiding his strength, but if he really fights Li Qiu, he might not necessarily win."

Flender knew that Yu Xiaogang favored Tang San more, but he himself valued Li Qiu more highly.

"You don't understand the terror of twin martial souls. Right now, he cannot yet unleash the full might of Tang San's twin martial souls. When he reaches Level 90 and possesses eighteen soul rings, that will be the true time for him to unleash the power of his twin martial souls. At the same tier, no one will be his opponent-not even Li Qiu!"

Yu Xiaogang said with absolute confidence, "That is precisely why I haven't let his second martial soul, the Clear Sky Hammer, absorb any soul rings."

"The Clear Sky Hammer? Could he be a disciple of the... the Clear Sky Sect?"

Hearing this, Flender widened his eyes and sucked in a breath of cold air.

"Of course! Tang San's father is none other than Tang Hao, my idol!"

At this mention, Yu Xiaogang's eyes turned into twinkling stars.

"666... To think it's actually his son!"

Hearing this, Flender was utterly shocked. "No wonder you like Tang San so much."

"Bang..."

Zhao Wuji kicked the door open and strode in. "Yu Xiaogang, I don't care whose friend you are, but you are not allowed to drive Li Qiu away with your anger. Otherwise, I'll let you know what a trembling, shaggy bear feels like!"

"?? What kind of fur?"

Yu Xiaogang wore a blank expression. "I merely want to take him as a disciple, I have no intention of driving him away."

"Xiao Zhao, your guts have truly grown fat, daring to speak to Xiao Gang like this! He is my sworn sworn brother! Back in the day when the Golden Iron Triangle traveled the Douroland... you didn't even know where you were still drinking milk!"

Flender glared fiercely at Zhao Wuji.

"Anyway, I don't care about any of that, Li Qiu is the one I value most!"

Zhao Wuji cared nothing for the Golden Iron Triangle. What he valued above all was a genius who could fight their way up from the very bottom.

Just like himself, entirely unsupported and relying solely on his own fists to claw his way up from the lowest rung.

"Rest assured, how could I possibly drive him away?" Yu Xiaogang said with an arrogant look. "My knowledge of martial soul theory is peerless, and I will definitely make him submit willingly."

He puffed out his chest as he spoke.

"Mhm, mhm, Xiao Gang's words still carry credibility. Back in the day..."

Before Flender could finish, Zhao Wuji had already turned around and walked out of the office door.

Zhao Wuji had no interest in listening to Flender's sycophantic past exploits.

Before long, the outside grew lively.

Yu Xiaogang, Flender, and the others walked out and saw an aircraft resembling a steel monster flying over, descending onto Shrek's grassy field.

"What the hell is this thing? It can even fly?!" Yu Xiaogang was struck with awe as if witnessing a miracle.

Flender also hurried over.

"Making a fuss over nothing. This is the soul-guide car forged by Li Qiu!"

Zhao Wuji said with his arms crossed over his chest.

"This... what formidable methods!" Flender was filled with astonishment.

They saw Li Qiu and three beauties step out of the soul-guide car, whereupon Li Qiu stowed the soul-guide car away into his Storage Space.

"Everyone is here, excellent. Let me introduce you all. This is... Yu Xiaogang, my good friend, and from now on he will be your new teacher! He is the legendary Grandmaster of theory, possessing profound knowledge of martial souls!"

Flender said with pride.

"Teacher!" Tang San ran up to Yu Xiaogang, speaking with excitement and reverence.

"Mhm, Xiao San has grown a lot taller!"

Yu Xiaogang smiled and patted Tang San's shoulder, then raised his head to look at the crowd. "Which one is Li Qiu?"

"Li Qiu, come over here!" Flender beckoned to Li Qiu.

"The most handsome one is Li Qiu!" Ning Rongrong said with her arms crossed.

"What is it?" Li Qiu noticed the gaze Yu Xiaogang was casting his way, and saw that Yu Xiaogang had even put his hands behind his back.

Did this flat-topped, stiff-faced, decadent middle-aged man intend to take him as a disciple?

Without even weighing his own weight,

did he have the ability to take him as a master?

"Snap..."

Li Qiu immediately sent a photo of Yu Xiaogang into the chat group.

[A Leaf Knows Autumn: Who is this flat-top?]

[Love-Starved Little Angel: Don't know, so ugly. Full of stubble, and still sticking out a big belly!]

[Spirit Hall Saintess: Why does he look a bit like a middle-aged version of Yu Xiaogang?]

[I Am the Angel God: [Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well] Photo... I have arrived. This middle-aged man truly is drop-dead ugly... Looking at him makes you want to explode...]