Douluo Parodies: Grandmaster’s Cringe-Worthy Peace Sign Goes Viral!
Chapter 38

One of Douluo's Fundamental Codes! A Love Triangle of Torment! Reversing Roles to Fawn over Gangzi!

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[Liu Erlong: ???]

[Flender: Ah??]

[Yu Xiaogang: No way? Why is there a part for me too?]

[Xue Beng: 666, Gangzi is still being steamed!]

[Gu Xingzhou: Isn't this actually quite reasonable? Master is Tang San's teacher after all, and even though Tang San turned into Tang Yin, he still joined Notting Academy. Taking Master as a teacher is very reasonable.]

[Ning Rongrong: Indeed, and as this recap said, this was Tang San's first time returning home after studying at Notting for half a year to introduce his teacher to his father. It's also very reasonable.]

[Xue Beng: True~ It should just be a teacher-student scene. What are you afraid of, Gangzi? (smug grin.jpg)]

[Yu Xiaogang: ...]

[Yu Xiaogang: Let's hope so...]

[Xue Beng: Besides, you already gave Tang San artificial respiration, so what else is there to worry about? Even if it happens again, this is Tang Yin, wouldn't that be even better?]

[Yu Xiaogang: What nonsense are you talking about! I wasn't looking forward to something like this! Besides, this is just a cameo appearance, I'm not acting in it myself!]

[Xue Beng: Ah, what a pity...]

At this moment.

Tang San was a tangled mess of anxiety. He naturally saw the discussions in the livestream room, especially the uninhibited remarks in the Ordinary Livestream Room, and his heart was fluttering with trepidation!

Tang Hao felt the exact same way.

Unlike Tang San, however, the moment he pushed open the door, his dissatisfaction toward Yu Xiaogang came straight from the heart.

And it wasn't just because of the restrictions of the livestream room.

If it were merely Tang San, he wouldn't feel any annoyance.

But this was Tang Yin!

Wearing a face that looked extremely similar to that of his wife, Ah Yin.

Even with the power of the livestream room, even if this wasn't real, he absolutely refused to watch Yu Xiaogang and Tang Yin get involved in anything!

Such a thing was something he could never tolerate!

Yet no matter how much unwillingness he held in his heart, right now he had to obediently act according to the script.

Then,

the moment Tang Yin saw Yu Xiaogang, her eyes lit up and she revealed a sweet smile. She turned back and introduced him to Tang Hao, "Dad, let me introduce you. This is the teacher I took at Notting Academy, everyone calls him Master! He's taught me a lot over the past half year."

"Oh right, Teacher, this is my dad, Tang Hao."

"Hello, Your Excellency Tang Hao."

Yu Xiaogang greeted politely.

"...Mn, thank you for taking care of Tang Yin over the past half year. If there's nothing else, you should head back. We're about to eat, and we don't have time to entertain you."

Tang Hao's intention to chase him away was entirely undisguised.

"Dad, how can you be like this? Teacher made a special visit to our home and came all this way, you at least have to treat him to a meal!"

Tang Yin immediately expressed her dissatisfaction.

"It's fine, Ah Yin. I just came to take a look, I'll head back right now and won't disturb your father-daughter reunion."

Yu Xiaogang hurriedly said, and was about to turn and leave.

Yet Tang Yin hastily grabbed his wrist. Tang Hao's gaze instantly nailed itself onto that wrist like iron spikes, a chill suddenly erupting-especially since Yu Xiaogang actually dared to call Tang Yin by the name Ah Yin. Such an intimate nickname was something only he used for his wife and his daughter Tang Yin.

Now that Yu Xiaogang was calling her that as well, he naturally felt displeasure rising in his heart.

Yet neither Yu Xiaogang nor Tang Yin noticed.

Instead, Tang Yin hurriedly tried to persuade Yu Xiaogang, "How can that do? Teacher, don't mind my dad. Anyway, it's just adding an extra pair of chopsticks, and as for cooking, that's my specialty!"

"..."

"This... might not be very appropriate."

Yu Xiaogang wore a troubled expression.

Tang Yin immediately turned her head, casting a pitiful gaze toward her father Tang Hao. Tang Hao instantly folded, his heart softening as he helplessly yet discontented said, "Fine, eat and then leave."

"That's great! I knew Dad was the best!"

"Teacher, come on in and sit for a bit, I'll go prepare dinner right now!"

Tang Yin laughed happily, leading Yu Xiaogang into the house before rushing about busily.

[Ordinary Livestream Room]

[666, they're not even pretending to act anymore!]

[Tang Hao is clearly jealous of Gangzi!]

[Oh my goodness, a grown daughter can't be kept at home!]

[So stereotypical!]

[?? Stereotypical? Are you sure it isn't too unhinged??]

[Haha, when are they going to let Gangzi act in a gender-swap role?]

[And then Tang Hao falls in love with Gangzi?]

[No, it should be Tang San falling in love with Teacher Gangzi~]

[Oh my god, reverse-simpering for Gangzi! That's not impossible either...]

[???]

[666, it has to be you guys!]

[Elite Livestream Room]

[Liu Erlong: ...]

[Bibi Dong: Hehe, Yu Xiaogang, you really aren't picky at all.]

[Yu Xiaogang: Bibi Dong, what face do you have to lecture me? I haven't forgotten yesterday's livestream! This is the program effect of the livestream room, what does it have to do with my actual intentions!]

[Bibi Dong: Hmph.]

[Gu Xingzhou: Master, while I respect you! I absolutely will not allow you to speak of my mother that way!]

[Xue Qinghe: ...]

[Hu Liena: +1! His Holiness the Pope is not someone you can just point fingers at!]

[Xue Beng: Cough cough, let's not make the atmosphere in the livestream room so serious, wouldn't that be boring? If it's really going to be like this, we might as all switch to the Ordinary Livestream Room to speak anonymously.]

[Xue Beng: Speaking of which, I actually really want to see Gu Xingzhou get gender-swapped. That would definitely be countless times more beautiful than Tang Yin, right?]

[Xiao Wu: +1!]

[Ning Rongrong: +1!]

[Hu Liena: +1!]

[Bai Chenxiang: +1!]

[Gu Xingzhou: ???]

Meanwhile.

The livestream inside the Ink Painting Scroll was still ongoing, though it didn't broadcast trivial matters like Tang Yin cooking dinner, instead quickly cutting to the next scene.

It was precisely the scene where Tang Yin had finished making a table of fragrant, hot dishes, and the three of them were sharing a meal together.

"Since you're done eating, you should head back now."

Tang Hao began chasing his guest out.

"Alright, I'm truly sorry for disturbing you."

"Ah Yin, your culinary skills are indeed quite good, your teacher likes the dishes you made very much."

"The time is about right, I should be heading back too."

Yu Xiaogang stood up, intending to leave.

Yet Tang Yin glanced out the window.

Night had already blanketed the surroundings.

She once again grabbed Yu Xiaogang's wrist, attempting to have him stay: "Teacher, it's so late now, it's inconvenient for you to walk back. Why don't you stay over for the night right here?"

"???"

Upon hearing this, Tang Hao instantly furrowed his brow.

"This... wouldn't be very appropriate, would it?"

Yu Xiaogang wore a troubled expression once again.

"What's wrong with it? Could it be that Teacher looks down on our run-down home environment..."

Tang Yin wore a disappointed expression.

"How could that be! How could your teacher look down on such things!"

Yu Xiaogang hurriedly defended himself.

"That's great then, I just happen to have some questions regarding my cultivation that I wanted to ask you, too."

Tang Yin said happily.

"No."

Tang Hao could no longer hold back and spoke up.

"Dad!"

"Why not!"

"It's so late, how can you let Teacher rush back through the night road!"

Tang Yin cast another reproachful look toward her old father.

"There are no extra rooms in the house, there are only two rooms, we can't entertain him."

Tang Hao's tone carried no room for doubt.

Yet upon hearing the setup that there were only two rooms in the house,

Tang San, Tang Hao, and Yu Xiaogang all felt a sense of impending doom simultaneously!!!

Oh no!!!

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