Douluo Parodies: Grandmaster’s Cringe-Worthy Peace Sign Goes Viral!
Chapter 40

Tang Hao: Do You Even Know What Filial Righteousness Means?!

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[Ordinary Livestream Room]

[Who the hell wouldn't be scared of this?]

[Gangzi just roasted you like that!]

[Anyone who can fall asleep under these conditions is a god!]

[I call bullshit, even the gods wouldn't dare.]

[Haha, did Gangzi really get a taste of it?]

[Is Gangzi's spring at long last arriving?]

[What are you even thinking, this isn't a live performance by the real people, I even suspect the livestream room is doing this on purpose haha~]

[Whether Gangzi's spring has arrived or not I don't know, but Tang San's bitter winter has definitely arrived.]

[Scared to tears haha.]

[When are they going to start censoring the stream?]

[Tuesdays-wait, putting that aside, if Gangzi really got a taste of it, should they censor the male viewers or the female viewers? Surely they can't censor both?]

[???]

[You actually want to watch? How could this ever be broadcasted?]

[What's so unbroadcastable about it? Weren't Gangzi's Thirteen Needles and Bibi Dong's Thirteen Needles both streamed?]

[Is that even the same thing?]

[Then does this script just end here? It's explosive, but I somehow feel it's missing that final step of wholesome fulfillment!]

[Fulfilled? If it got fully fulfilled, wouldn't Tang San explode??]

[666, you're not normal!]

[But I seriously can't imagine what kind of stunts they could pull off next.]

Just as everyone thought the script should come to an end here,

the livestream's perspective suddenly switched over to Tang Hao.

Only to see him tossing and turning in his own room... and ultimately failing to fall asleep.

He rose to his feet.

Sitting on the edge of his bed in silence for a long while, he finally made a decision.

Tang Hao himself was terribly nervous. He had no idea what the livestream was going to make his body do, and he desperately wished this script would end right now. For every extra second Tang Yin wore that face resembling his wife and slept with Gangzi, he suffered an extra second of agony.

He was now eagerly waiting to trigger his own script, "My Plant-Vegetative Wife", because that was his true wife! Even if the livestream's script came with the intent of trolling, it would at least have his actual wife star in it, right?

He looked forward to it in his heart, but under the control of the livestream, his body silently pushed open the bedroom door without making a single sound.

He quickly arrived outside Tang Yin's door and came to a halt.

Meanwhile,

Tang San, who had been resting easy entrusting his back to Gangzi, also saw this scene through the Ink Painting Scroll and felt his heart instantly tense up!

What the hell is Old Man trying to do?!

..

[Ordinary Livestream Room]

[Ah???]

[There really are more stunts coming?]

[Does this livestream really have no limits?]

[What does Tang Hao want?]

[Of course he wants to, do you even have to ask? That gaze is practically a total creep's already!]

[Tang San: Oh crap, it's coming for me after all!]

[Why isn't it Gangzi?]

[Gangzi has zero face!]

..

The answer was soon revealed.

Only to see,

the Soul Power of a Titled Douluo released from within Tang Hao's body, piercing right through the room. Yu Xiaogang and Tang Yin on the bed both collapsed into deep slumbers.

He dealt a heavy blow to Yu Xiaogang alone,

because he couldn't bear to lay a hand on Tang Yin, only touching her gently.

Then,

he pushed open the door,

and slowly stepped inside.

Though Tang Yin was knocked out cold and motionless on the bed, Tang San was wide awake, his consciousness still able to see the livestream inside the Ink Painting Scroll!

Behind him, Tang Hao's footsteps sounded as heavy as a temple bell, step by step, as though counting down the moments of his execution!

Finally,

Tang Hao reached the bedside. He yanked Yu Xiaogang's body up directly, tossed him aside onto the floor like trash, and then lay down on the bed, taking Yu Xiaogang's place.

Yu Xiaogang hadn't dared to press too close, but Tang Hao pressed up against her tenderly.

His eyes were filled with deep nostalgia and pampering.

At the very instant Tang Hao closed in for the backstab, Tang San's heart leaped into his throat and goosebumps covered his entire body!

"Don't you dare come over here!!"

Tang San screamed frantically inside his mind, but prayers to the gods went unanswered and pleas to the heavens fell on deaf ears!

..

The viewers in the livestream saw this scene and completely lost it.

[???]

[Haha, I'm dying of laughter!]

[What a completely useless Gangzi!]

[Gangzi is still just too miserable!]

[Tang San still got backstabbed in the end!]

[And he got backstabbed by his own old man!]

[All I can say is this is too heaven-defying!]

[Good thing there's no censorship segment in the livestream!]

[This is too bizarre, you guys dare to broadcast it but I don't dare to watch!]

..

[Elite Livestream Room]

[Ning Fengzhi: This livestream is way too terrifying. Rongrong, run away from home later.]

[Ning Rongrong: Really? I've actually been wanting to run away from home for ages!]

[Ning Rongrong: o(╥﹏╥)o]

[Ning Fengzhi: ???]

[Gu Rong: ???]

[Chen Xin: ???]

..

Not much time was left for the viewers to discuss, because Tang Hao in the scroll kept pushing the... plot forward.

Because Tang Hao hadn't struck Tang Yin heavily,

she hadn't lost consciousness. Due to the intense heat, she quickly felt Tang Hao's embrace and gradually woke up. First she grew nervous because of the embrace, and then she turned around in confusion and asked, "Teacher?"

Yet she failed to turn her head completely, because a hand covered in calluses gently pressed down on her head, keeping her from turning around.

This was definitely not the teacher's hand!

Yet a poorly disguised voice rang out from right behind her.

"Don't look back, it's me, Teacher."

As the voice sounded, Tang Yin felt the embrace tighten even further.

This made Tang Yin feel panic-stricken,

and filled Tang San himself with terror!

Fortunately, Tang Yin exposed his clumsy disguise right away: "No, you aren't Teacher. Dad, I know it's you. I could never mistake the smell of alcohol on you. What did you do to Teacher?"

"Nothing, he's just asleep."

Tang Hao sighed.

"...Dad, can you let go of me, I'm so hot."

Tang Yin's voice trembled slightly as she pleaded.

Yet Tang Hao remained unmoved...

"Ah Yin, did you know? You look more and more like your mother... So when I saw you getting closer and closer to Yu Xiaogang, it upset me. It made me think of your mother... That's why I targeted him at every turn."

Tang Hao confessed.

"...I understand, Dad. From now on I'll keep my distance from Teacher, can you let go of me first..."

Tang Yin hurriedly spoke up.

She was genuinely terrified!

Yet instead of letting go, Tang Hao pulled her even tighter, his voice unexpectedly beginning to tremble slightly as he said, "Ah Yin, I raised you for all these years, and I've never asked you for anything..."

As soon as those words left his mouth,

Tang San panicked instantly, his heartbeat seeming to skip half a beat!

Oh hell no! You don't suppose this livestream actually wants to go all the way?!

"Ah Yin, consider it Dad begging you..."

Tang Hao spoke once more.

..

When the viewers in the ordinary livestream room saw this, they grew tense right along with them!

[???]

[Crap, that scared me to tears!]

[Putting myself in Tang San's shoes, you'd honestly feel absolute despair, right?!]

[This livestream wouldn't actually go through with it, would it?]

[Surely not?]

[If it were for real, the livestream would definitely start censoring the broadcast, wouldn't it? Isn't it still fine right now? I'm guessing there's still a plot twist coming?]

[How on earth could there even be a twist from here???]

[The plot has completely collapsed and gone totally out of control, hasn't it?]

[Tang Hao even said words like that, how could there possibly be a twist?]

..

Yet just when everyone thought there were no twists left, a plot twist actually arrived.

Only to see Tang Yin on the bed finally unable to lie still any longer as the Soul Power within her body erupted instantly.

"Blue Silver Entanglement!!"

Tang San, lying there on the bed, saw this twist and felt zero hope whatsoever. How could a soul skill like Blue Silver Entanglement possibly put up any resistance against a Titled Douluo like Tang Hao?

Yet,

he had guessed wrong again.

This Blue Silver Entanglement seemed completely different from his own soul skill...

..

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