Konoha's Crazy Dave
Chapter 120

Hiruzen: Hold Kagami Down and Pour It In

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"All right, all right, we'll help you, okay?" Dave looked at Hiruzen, who was crouched on the floor sulking, and hurried over to pull him up.

A little later.

"How about saving a damsel in distress?" Hiruzen asked, pointing at the plan he had written.

"Not much of a plan." Dave shook his head.

"Corny." Kagami shook his head.

"She's not an idiot." Danzo shook his head.

"Then give me a fucking suggestion!" Hiruzen shouted at the three bastards in front of him.

"I'm hungry." Kagami nodded.

"Go on a mission." Danzo nodded.

"Wash up and go to bed." Dave nodded.

"Fuck! How did I end up knowing you three bastards?" Hiruzen smacked his forehead hard.

"Fine, fine. Let me share a little experience," Dave said, deciding he had had enough fun. Hiruzen hurriedly took out a little notebook, ready to take notes.

Who was Dave? A winner in life who had landed a beauty at five years old and earned over a hundred million a month. I'd better listen carefully! Yep!

"Step one: create an opportunity to be alone together, get her to like you, and get her Penguin ID," Dave said slowly.

"How do I create an opportunity to be alone with her?" Hiruzen asked in confusion.

"There's a perfect opportunity right now, but it all depends on whether Kagami is willing." Dave turned around, his eyes gleaming eerily as he looked at Kagami behind him.

Hiruzen and Danzo understood instantly.

"???" Kagami was completely bewildered. Weren't they talking about Hiruzen? How had he gotten dragged into this?

"Kagami, tell me, have I always treated you well?" Hiruzen sat beside Kagami and asked softly.

"Pretty well, yeah," Kagami said, puzzled.

"Well, I need your help with something right now. Are you willing?" Hiruzen asked softly, a smile on

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