Konoha's Crazy Dave
Chapter 131

Beautiful Pig Delivery, fast with anything

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The next day, the Love Kidney Company's construction foreman received nine building concepts and blueprint plans from his superior...

[Shukaku Gold Panning Shop][Matatabi Cat Cafe][Isobu Aquarium][Son Goku Flower-Fruit Mountain Scenic Area][Kokuō Steam Bath][Saiken Sauna][Chōmei Botanical Garden][Gyuki Squid Fry][Kurama Internet Cafe]

"Hey, human, the gold panning shop has to be big, got it? There has to be plenty of sand. Who cares whether there's any gold! You hear me? Do what I say!" —One-Tail

"A cat cafe? Meow, meow? Sounds interesting. Um, can I take a look at those kittens first?" —Two-Tails

"An aquarium? Glug, glug... As long as you don't disturb my sleep..." —Three-Tails

"What? You want me to take this ugly stick and play Son Goku? I am Son Goku, okay? Send these brain-dead monkeys straight back wherever they came from! Hey, you monkey! Put down my banana!" —Four-Tails

"Ooh... A steam bath... Sounds nice... Can you steam me until I sweat?" —Five-Tails

"A sauna? Um... Will I melt...?" —Six-Tails

"These plants are so ugly. Do you have any taste at all? How am I supposed to scatter pollen and fertilize them?" —Seven-Tails

"For fried squid, come to Gyuki! Gyuki tastes so yummy—so delicious!" Eight-Tails listened to the advertisement blaring from the speaker... and sank into thought...

"Since it's called the Kurama Internet Cafe, you have to show off my distinctive features! The decor has to be orange! And, and, the wood has to be Hashirama wood! Change the computer themes to orange too! Also! Delete that trash game Shinobi World Legend from my computers!" —Nine-Tails

The foreman looked at the various requests he had collected from the Nine Tailed Beasts and wanted to cry, but no tears came... These days... all he wanted was to earn a few tens of thousands... Was that too much to ask...?

Meanwhile,

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