"You bastard!! How could you ruin money like that?! Do you even know how to handle it?! That was a hundred ryo!! It breaks my heart!!"
Kakuzu's roar came from below...
Dave was dumbfounded.
"Aaaah!! Someone's broken into the Tsuchikage Building!!"
"Fucking ****, Ormo! Retreat!" Dave grabbed his walkie-talkie and unleashed a string of curses.
Four in the morning, in Dave's room.
"You mother***, you fucking ***, are you fucking ****?! I fucking—fuck your ***!" Dave pointed at Kakuzu and cursed him out.
Kakuzu picked his ear disdainfully...
"Tell me, why did you make a sound?" Dave took a deep breath, forcibly suppressing the urge to beat the crap out of him.
"That bastard was picking his nose with money! How is that not a criminal waste?!"
"Motherfucker!! Aaaaah!!! You walking disaster!!"
Unable to take it anymore, Dave straddled Kakuzu and started pummeling him...
"Kid, is someone in your room? Open the door!" Just then, a voice came from outside.
Dave hurriedly got up and tossed the ball of string beneath him straight out the window.
"Reimburse me..."
Those were the last words Dave heard. This walking disaster really knew how to screw things up.
Dave took a deep breath, calmed himself down, walked to the door, and opened it. It was Mu.
"Venereal Disease Guy, are you out of your mind? What do you want with me at four in the morning? You might not sleep, but I do." Dave kept rubbing his eyes and yawning, putting on a sleepy act.
"Heh. Kid, were you the one who broke into the Tsuchikage Building just now?" Mu asked with a cold chuckle.
"The Tsuchikage Building? Why would I go there for no reason? You just woke me up, okay?" Dave rolled his eyes at him.
"Heh. Kid, you sleep in