On a dark, windy night, in a gloomy basement somewhere...
"Password!" a man wearing a black cloak patterned with red clouds demanded of the three people who had arrived at the door.
"...Balala the Fairies, full-body transformation~ Let me Domi you~ Jiumi~"
The three exchanged glances. Finally, the two in back shoved the one in front forward. He stood awkwardly before the man for several seconds, his weathered face flushing as he performed some strange gestures... Finally, he made a heart at the man...
"Blergh!" Apart from the man who had been shoved forward, all three of them, including the guard, immediately collapsed to the floor and vomited.
"Cough, cough... Cough, cough, cough... P-please... come in..." After vomiting on the floor for a while, the man forced himself to his feet and opened the door behind him, letting the three inside.
The three walked through the dim corridor until another door appeared before them. The one in front slowly pushed it open.
"Welcome, everyone... Please..." The door swung open to reveal a simply furnished room.
There was only a desk, three chairs in front of it, and someone sitting behind it.
"Enough!" One of the three finally lost his patience, strode forward, and slammed his hand on the desk.
"Cough, cough, cough. Danzo, don't be so cranky. I'm going to be your leader, you know. Couldn't you let me finish showing off? You don't understand social etiquette at all." The chair behind the desk slowly turned around, and Dave gave an awkward smile.
"The Hokage didn't send us here to watch you show off!" Kagami Uchiha strode forward and slammed both hands on the desk.
"And what the hell kind of password was that?!" Hiruzen Sarutobi stepped forward too, slapping both hands on the desk as he shouted. He had