(Happy Qixi Festival, everyone. And, well, happy reading.)
Little Nine-Tails vs. Eight Hundred White Zetsu & One Black Zetsu
Nine-Tails was still Nine-Tails... Even if this was only one of his clones, a bunch of White Zetsu couldn't put a dent in him...
Sui Ren and Hiruho watched the little figure relentlessly pummeling the White Zetsu, their eyes shining...
Little Nine-Tails looked at the White Zetsu surrounding him and took a shit-smeared mop from the hands of the White Zetsu at his feet.
Armed with a shit-smeared mop, Little Nine-Tails was like a god descended from heaven. As he kept swinging it, golden droplets kept flying... Not a single spectator from the Internet Cafe escaped unscathed...
Half a day later.
Eight hundred White Zetsu lay defeated... Little Nine-Tails held the mop and looked over at Black Zetsu...
Black Zetsu gulped... He wanted to get out of here immediately... Forget the money. To hell with it...
"Aaaah!! Black Zetsu!! Feel pain!!" Nine-Tails leaped into the air and thrust the mop down at Black Zetsu...
Looking at the unconscious Black Zetsu with the golden, shit-smeared mop lodged in his mouth, Little Nine-Tails nodded in satisfaction.
"Someone! Drag him away!"
The second Feces World War ended with Black Zetsu being dragged to the hospital with a shit-covered mop in his mouth...
At the hospital.
"Hahaha! I'm finally out of the hospital!" Dave stood outside the hospital entrance, shouting excitedly.
"Take it easy. Your injuries haven't healed yet," Tsukimi said helplessly beside him.
"Okay, Little Bunny. Whatever you say." Dave grinned.
Hand in hand, the two of them strolled leisurely home.
"Well, since you got discharged today, I'll cook you a fish," Tsukimi said with a smile, watching Dave collapse onto the sofa the moment he got home.
"Sure~ I'll help!" At those words,