The battle was a truly shitty bloodbath...
Kaguya had just been about to sip her tea when suddenly... a tiny lump of feces, only the size of a thumb, dropped into her cup...
Kaguya looked at the teacup mere millimeters from her lips... then at the shit-yellow lump that had suddenly fallen into it...
Silence...
The battle reached a fever pitch... Black Zetsu realized he was running short on weapons... Damn it, did I still not buy enough weapons? That damned Black-Faced Buckle Ghost charged a fucking fortune for his guns.
"Tobi!! Blow the horn!! Attagh!!" Black Zetsu barked, glaring at Tobi beside him. Before he could finish, a lump of Tian Shang's feces fell into his mouth, making his words somewhat indistinct...
Tobi nodded and handed the little golden horn he was holding to a nearby White Zetsu.
The White Zetsu nodded gravely, took it from Tobi, then stood up and blew the horn.
"Heh, out of weapons, so they want close combat? Hmph, then let's fight them!!!" George heard the horn from the other side and gave a disdainful chuckle.
Then, on Black Zetsu's and George's respective sides, the White Zetsu and zombies hauled over two feces-storage vats several meters tall.
All the zombies and White Zetsu put down their weapons and walked up to the vats. Black Zetsu and George stood beside them, handing each White Zetsu and zombie a small jar containing about a liter of still-runny feces...
The zombies and White Zetsu hung the jars from their belts, then thrust their hands inside and rubbed them together, itching for a fight...
"Charge!!!" George and Black Zetsu gave the order.
"Kill!!!" Then the two of them led the charge.
The fight between George and Black Zetsu was spectacular. Within just a few exchanges, both had been