At three in the morning, Dave was sleeping with Tsukimi and Daiyue in his arms when his phone suddenly vibrated, waking him up...
Dave hurriedly silenced his phone first. Seeing the mother and son still sleeping peacefully beside him, he sighed in relief, then got out of bed and went into the yard.
"Holy shit, Danzo, it's three in the morning! Are you out of your mind?" Dave launched into a tirade as soon as he answered.
"Dave, come see me at the hospital. I've got something important to ask you," Danzo's urgent voice came through the phone.
"...All right, I'll head over now." Hearing the urgency in Danzo's voice, Dave didn't think much of it. He threw on a coat and went out.
He arrived at Danzo's hospital room.
"What was so important that you had to call me over?" The room was heated, so Dave hung his coat on a nearby rack and looked questioningly at Danzo, who sat on the bed in a daze.
"Milu is pregnant," Danzo said slowly.
"Oh... Milu is pregnant. What? Milu is pregnant?" Dave froze, his face a picture of bewilderment.
Dave was completely thrown. Was getting pregnant the latest trend in Konoha now? A few months ago, that guy Kagami Uchiha had married Shanshan and hit the jackpot on the first shot. Shanshan was already several months along, and now Milu was pregnant too?
(A quick explanation of the timeline: in Konoha Year One, Danzo and the others were five or six, just like Dave. Tsunade and the others were born in Konoha Year Ten. Following that timeline, we should now be somewhere in the teens. Hmm, let's call it Konoha Year Fourteen. After all, the Young Sannin should be three or four by now, and Dave, Danzo, and the others