Everyone present watched as the man and the... thing in the arena both turned into puddles of black water and clawed at each other...
"Hokage... this... is what you meant by..." Raikage A asked Danzo beside him with a snicker, struggling not to laugh.
Danzo's face could not have gotten any darker...
He had thought sending Dave out would improve the impression Konoha had just left on the audience... and this was what he got instead?
"Come on!"
"Come on!"
"Claw at me if you've got the guts!"
"Fucking claw at me if you've got the guts!"
"Come on! Let's claw at each other!"
Danzo wanted to go down there right that instant and slap both the man and the thing. What an embarrassment...
Those two had completely disgraced Konoha...
"Ahem!" Seeing the four mohawk-sporting Kage beside him struggling not to laugh, Danzo could not take it anymore. He coughed twice, hoping Dave would pull himself together.
"Forget it. I'm done messing around with you." Dave returned to human form, put his little baseball cap back on, and smiled.
"Hmph." Black Zetsu merged with Tobi again.
"Dave, don't blame me if I hit too hard." "Tobi, go for the kill!" Black Zetsu readied himself for a fight. He said one thing to Dave's face, but behind his back, he told Tobi something entirely different...
Goddammit, today I, Black Zetsu, am going to show you, Dave, that I, Black Zetsu, am a thing with a temper too! Ptooey, a person! Ptooey, a Zetsu!
The miserable life he had endured these past few years was still vivid in Black Zetsu's mind. Today, he would beat Dave senseless and vent his anger. Otherwise, nothing could ease the pain of all those years!
"Feces Release: Poop Giant!" Black Zetsu and Tobi exchanged