"All right, all right. Thank you, young man. You're very kind. What's your name?" Dave nodded happily, then asked curiously.
"Hehehe, just call me Obito! If you ever have any trouble in Rōran, or you get robbed, or someone kidnaps a relative of yours, you can come to me for help!" Obito chuckled, touching the Konoha Military Police Force cap on his head.
"...I see. Do you have a girlfriend, young man? Where's her family from? What does she look like?" Dave nodded and continued asking.
"A girlfriend... hehehe... a girlfriend... I have a girlfriend! Her name is Rin Nohara! She's so cute! She's from Konoha too!" At the mention of this, a bashful look actually appeared on Obito's face.
"Then you'd better hold on to her, young man. With such a cute girlfriend, watch out for some annoying white-haired guy swooping in when you let your guard down." Dave's mischievous streak kicked in.
"Yes, exactly! That's right, mister! That damned white-haired Kakashi Hatake! He's always getting in my way!" Obito nodded solemnly.
"Is your chief named Fugaku? Is he married? Does he have children?" Dave went on.
"Chief Fugaku... he..." Obito fell into an awkward silence for a moment, then stammered...
"Oh, so he isn't married yet. You'd better tell him to hurry up, then. He doesn't look all that young." Dave nodded thoughtfully.
Wait, that's not right. Obito's already in his teens. There's no way Fugaku isn't married.
"No... Uncle Fugaku has someone he likes... he's also the Uchiha clan leader... it's just..." Obito scratched his cheek awkwardly...
"Ohhh, unrequited love. He hasn't won her over yet, huh? That won't do, young man. Look, even you have a girlfriend, but your boss still doesn't. How can that be? You should teach him how to court girls. Who knows?