The next morning...
Kagami lay in his hospital bed and groggily opened his eyes...
"Hiss!" Kagami had barely tried to sit up before his mouth stretched wide and he sucked in a sharp breath...
Enduring the pain in his neck, Kagami raised his head to look down at his body... It was wrapped tightly in bandages...
"Hiruzen... what... happened to me?" Seeing Hiruzen sleeping soundly beside him, Kagami hurriedly called out.
"Mm... Kagami, you're awake... Yaaawn..." Hiruzen struggled wearily to open his eyes, then yawned and spoke listlessly.
"What exactly happened to me? Weren't we drinking with Lord Madara and our teacher last night? Why did I wake up in the hospital?" Kagami asked urgently.
"...Contact the Konoha Military Police Force yourself and watch their surveillance footage..." Hiruzen looked at Kagami and shook his head helplessly.
"...Help me call the Konoha Military Police Force..." Kagami tried to reach for his phone... Well... both his arms were broken...
A short while later...
Kagami finished watching the footage sent over by the Konoha Military Police Force... He was utterly speechless...
"Did I... really say all that last night?" Kagami asked slowly.
"Who else would it have been...?" Hiruzen rolled his eyes at him.
"Drinking really screws things up... It really does..." Kagami sighed.
"Wait a minute... we were in the dining hall, weren't we? Then where did this meter-long piece of wood sticking out of my thigh come from?" Recalling the absurd footage, Kagami suddenly realized something and pointed at the wood still lodged in his leg. His anesthetic hadn't worn off yet... so he wasn't feeling much pain...
Kagami's injuries were rather serious... Seven broken ribs... fractures in both arms... a comminuted fracture in his left lower leg... The piece of wood was probably the least serious of his injuries... so