Two days later...
"Hey, everyone in the live stream! I'm Sage Fukasaku from Mount Myōboku, and today I've got a special deal for you!" Sage Fukasaku held his phone and called out to the camera.
"Look, folks! These worms are a specialty of Mount Myōboku!" Fukasaku took a bowl of worms from Gamabunta beside him.
"These worms are the ultimate delicacy on Mount Myōboku! Don't let their ugly looks fool you! Their tiny bodies are packed with protein, fat, and other nutrients that humans and toads need!"
"You can eat them raw or cook with them! But personally, I recommend eating them raw. Don't worry, every worm has been specially selected by Mount Myōboku. There are absolutely no safety concerns!"
(Konoha) Otsutsuki Kaguya: That sounds nice, but these are things you toads eat. I have no idea whether they're actually safe for humans.
(Iwagakure) Ōnoki: Exactly, exactly.
"Rest assured, folks! To prove it, we've invited a human to taste them for you!" Sage Fukasaku clapped his hands.
"Let me go! Let me go! Gamabunta! You idiot! I don't want to eat worms!" Jiraiya roared furiously as Gamabunta held him in his hand.
"Little Jiraiya, this is all for Mount Myōboku. As our summoner, a summoner of Mount Myōboku, you need to be prepared to contribute!" Fukasaku climbed down from Gamabunta's head, walked up to Jiraiya, and spoke calmly.
"No! No!" Jiraiya shook his head.
"...Tomorrow, I'll teach you a shortcut to learning senjutsu." Fukasaku shook his head helplessly.
"...Damn it... Fine, I'll eat them!" Jiraiya weighed the pros and cons. Once he pictured himself mastering senjutsu, trampling Orochimaru underfoot, and holding Tsunade in his arms, what were a few worms compared to that?
"Don't forget your lines." Fukasaku nodded happily.
Ah, Fukasaku really had gone to great lengths to bring