Konoha
"Mr. Kakuzu, where are we going?" Nan Xue asked in confusion as Kakuzu carried her on his back.
"To see my boss," Kakuzu said flatly.
"Okay."
Inside the Love Kidney Company...
Dave stared blankly at Kakuzu and the woman standing beside him...
"I sent you to the Land of Rain to find a child and a married couple... How the fuck did you come back with a woman?" Dave smiled at the woman, then pulled Kakuzu aside and asked in a low voice.
"She's a woman, married, husband deceased, purple hair, and three months pregnant. She fits your requirements perfectly," Kakuzu said flatly.
"...What about the blond one? Why did you only bring one back?" Dave turned to look at the woman. She did look a little like her. Then he continued questioning him.
"With the Land of Rain's shitty weather? Besides, it's a mess over there right now. That Hanzō guy keeps sending people to kill anyone who won't obey him. I haven't even encountered a hundred people in the entire Land of Rain these past few days. You're lucky I brought anyone back at all." Kakuzu rolled his eyes at him.
"...Fine, fine..." Dave shook his head helplessly.
"Ma'am, my name is Senju Dave. Welcome. You can live in Konoha from now on. Don't worry, Konoha is absolutely safe, and we offer good jobs with great benefits. You're now a member of the Love Kidney Company. All right, you have two years of maternity leave starting now. Just ask Kakuzu for your pay." Dave returned to his seat and smiled at the woman.
"...What?! Two years?! Isn't maternity leave supposed to be one year?!" Kakuzu immediately objected, slamming the desk and shouting angrily.
An extra year of maternity leave meant he had to pay an extra year's