That day, Danzo stared at the complaint letters sent by the various villages, looking utterly exasperated...
Most of the letters boiled down to one thing: hurry up and recall that white-haired woman from your village. Stop letting her wreak havoc across the shinobi world. You could barely find a restaurant anywhere anymore...
Some people recognized Otsutsuki Kaguya and knew she was from Konoha, so they sent Danzo letters insisting that he bring her back immediately.
Danzo had no idea what to say... He didn't have that kind of power. Who was Kaguya, after all...? He was nothing in front of her...
After thinking it over for a while, Danzo forwarded the letters to Dave.
Married with two kids: ? What's this supposed to mean?
Light of Konoha: Get Kaguya to come back. She's causing too much trouble.
Married with two kids: ...She'd have to listen to me first.
Light of Konoha: I believe in you, Dave. I always have, and I still do. Anyway, if you can't get her back, you have to let me, the Hokage, buy a stake in that Gambling Shop you just opened.
Married with two kids: ...You bastard.
Light of Konoha: I'm the Hokage.
Married with two kids: I **** your ***
Light of Konoha: I'm the Hokage.
Married, two kids: Go die.
Light of Konoha: I'm the Hokage.
Dave really wanted to find Danzo and beat him up right now... How was he supposed to get Kaguya back?
Just then, Dave's phone vibrated.
When he saw who had sent the message, a smile spread across his face. He had an idea...
Then Dave called Kaguya.
"Lady Kaguya, please come back to Konoha," Dave said.
"What for? I'm learning to cook out here," Kaguya replied flatly.
"...Well, I found a master chef in Konoha,