Konoha's Crazy Dave
Chapter 342

Dave: Just watch how I do it

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Inside the Hokage Office.

"Do you have any ideas?" Danzo sighed and tossed the documents in his hand to Dave.

"...You're asking me? Aren't you the Hokage? No, seriously, why have you come to me every time this kind of crap crops up over the years? You're the Hokage!" Dave asked in confusion, holding the documents.

"You said it yourself: the Hokage is the face of the village. All the Hokage needs to do is patrol the streets, calling out, 'Hello, comrades! Thank you for your hard work, comrades!' and leave everything else to his subordinates. So I came to you. Is there a problem with that? No, there isn't," Danzo said calmly.

"...Danzo, you'll regret this..."

"Dave, I'm the Hokage."

"Over the years, Konoha has basically been dominated by two clans, the Uchiha and the Senju. The Hyuga Clan was originally powerful too, but Elder Hamura told them to keep a low profile, so they haven't gotten involved. The other smaller clans are getting unhappy. They want to raise their profiles and get better treatment, instead of everyone in the shinobi world thinking only of the Uchiha and Senju whenever Konoha comes up," Dave said, staring speechlessly at the documents.

"How did this crap end up on your plate?" Kakuzu asked in confusion as he mixed baby formula.

"I asked some of the clan kids who used to attend the Ninja Academy. Their clans originally planned to band together and negotiate directly with the Senju and Uchiha Clans, but... I'm the Senju Clan's leader, and Kagami is the Uchiha Clan's leader... They didn't dare."

"I just don't get it. I'm such a gentle, kind, cultured, well-spoken citizen of Konoha. Why are they afraid of me?" Dave sighed.

"Heh. Did you forget what you did to the Kato Clan?"

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