Konoha Hospital...
"Doctor, a new patient just arrived," the nurse said, finding the hospital's most renowned doctor with admiration written all over her face.
"What are the injuries?" the doctor asked casually, still writing something...
Stars sparkled in the nurse's eyes. This doctor was enormously famous, and everyone at the hospital treated him with respect. Apparently, when he had resigned before, the hospital director had clung to his leg in tears, begging him to come back...
She had also heard that this doctor was proficient in veterinary science, medicine, pharmacology, surgery, sewing, and all sorts of other skills... And he had reached the pinnacle in every one of them...
"Grade-one disability." The nurse shuddered at the memory of what she had just seen...
"That bad? I'll go take a look. Which room, and what's the patient's name?" the doctor asked calmly. What crisis hadn't he seen before? He wasn't worried.
"Room 312. Kagami Uchiha."
"Kagami Uchiha? The Uchiha clan leader?"
"Doctor, you know him?" the nurse asked, stars sparkling in her eyes. The doctor was incredible! He even knew the leader of the Uchiha Clan.
"I do. A longtime customer."
Meanwhile, in a certain laboratory in Konoha...
George concentrated intently on the equipment in his hands...
Suddenly...
An unidentified object came flying over.
George caught it, narrowing his eyes.
"Will the incoming sludge state its name?!"
"Black Zetsu."
"Hmph, this is clearly a specialty from the Takeda household at the southern end of the village. His son has hemorrhoids. The southern end is my territory. What's the meaning of this, Black Zetsu?" George asked calmly, setting down what he was holding.
"Hmph, what do you think I mean?" Two gleaming eyes appeared in a dark corner...
"Fine. You pick the location for this battle," George said with a scornful smile.