At the restaurant.
"Dave, why don't I have any scenes in your show? Hiruzen and Danzo both do," Kagami complained in confusion.
"...Your scenes... hang on a second." Dave froze for a moment.
Then Dave took his phone out of his pocket and snapped a photo of Kagami.
"All right, that's a wrap for you," Dave said with a smile.
"??? What do you mean, taking a photo of me??" Kagami asked, utterly baffled.
"Your part in the show... uh... seems to be just a photo. You show your face so people know you exist, and that's it," Dave explained.
"That's it? That's it? My entire part is one photo??"
"You could also think of it as... uh... how do I put this? A memorial portrait. Yeah."
"..."
"So, would you mind telling me how I died in the show?" Kagami asked, speechless.
"No idea, but the Pot Kage probably killed you," Dave said after thinking for a moment.
"Who's the Pot Kage? Is there even a Kage like that?"
"Take a guess."
"Isn't that a bit much? Surely I should last more episodes than Hiruzen, right? You're filming episode seventy-something today, aren't you? You've only uploaded a dozen or so online. Come on, hand over your stash." Kagami chuckled.
"Not happening, buddy. In your dreams! Hahaha!" Dave laughed and shook his head.
Meanwhile, at Sakumo's house...
Sakumo had completed an A+ rank mission. Exhausted after several days of work, he returned home and lay peacefully on his bed.
Then Sakumo took out his phone and started watching the two newly released episodes of Naruto.
Silence... Then Sakumo scrolled down to read the comments...
(Kumogakure) Some anonymous user: That's it? That's it? That's all Kakashi Hatate's got? Huh?? A Jonin? Huh?? Apart from beating those few goons just now and