"Hello, is this the Konoha Military Police Force? This is Director Kagami Uchiha. Something's gone wrong in the Land of Earth. Requesting immediate backup!"
The phone at the Konoha Military Police Force suddenly rang.
"Huh?! Director, sir, even you can run into trouble?" The Uchiha police officer who answered sounded distinctly disbelieving.
"Idiot, why wouldn't I run into trouble? Get over here and help! I can barely hold out!" Kagami said, panting heavily.
"But Director, all our officers are out on anti-pornography raids. There's no one available!"
"Let me go," a voice said just then.
"Fugaku? Aren't you off today?" the officer asked in confusion as he looked at the newcomer.
"Yeah, I was going to see Mikoto today, and then... she knocked me all the way here..." Fugaku pointed at the hole in the ceiling above him, looking rather embarrassed.
"Stop bullshitting, you two, and get over here!" Kagami roared over the phone.
"Okay, okay, I'm on my way!" Fugaku nodded and hurried off toward the Land of Earth.
On the way...
"Uncle Kagami, what's going on over there?" Fugaku asked over the phone.
"We uncovered a spy from the Land of Earth, so I came here to pursue him. I didn't expect to alert Ōnoki too. Now I'm surrounded by fifteen hundred troops," Kagami said between heavy breaths.
"Didn't we sign friendship treaties with the other countries?"
"We can trust the other three countries, but not Ōnoki. That old fox."
"All right, I'll be there soon."
Fugaku hung up and reached the battlefield within minutes...
"Kagami Uchiha, we signed a friendship treaty! You brazenly come into my Iwagakure to arrest someone, and one of my fucking people at that! Aren't you going a little too far?" Ōnoki shouted at Kagami, who stood panting inside his yellow Susanoo.
"Heh.