Inside a dark public restroom somewhere in Konoha.
"Pfft~"
With a crisp fart, Black Zetsu Two and George squatted over the toilets, their backs to each other with a wall between them.
"Do we really have to meet like this?" Black Zetsu Two asked in confusion.
"Be careful. The walls have ears. Password!"
"...Raw brew over the dung."
"Pure spirits beneath the toilet."
"Good, the password checks out. Any new intel?" George nodded and asked softly.
"Yes. Black Zetsu might use a biochemical weapon of mass destruction this time. I couldn't find out exactly what he plans to use, but you'd better keep some precautions and personnel at your main base for when they launch their surprise attack," Black Zetsu Two said gravely.
"Really? He might be planning to use that weapon. Damn it! Our failure last time let him take that away too!" George said, filled with regret.
"Yes, that's all the intel I have. Make sure you take precautions, boss. I'll get going now. Black Zetsu will get suspicious if I'm out this late." Black Zetsu Two nodded.
"Pfft~"
"Who's there?!" Black Zetsu Two and George shouted in unison.
"...I... um, I didn't hear anything. I'll just wipe and leave." In the stall beside them, Hashirama Senju finished speaking with a slight blush, hurriedly wiped himself, then got up and left.
"Boss, should we..." Black Zetsu Two drew a finger across his neck.
"Don't do anything rash. That's Hashirama Senju," George said quietly.
"Hashirama Senju? Right, understood. I'll get going, then." Black Zetsu Two nodded and stood up.
"Wait!" George suddenly called out to stop him.
"What is it, boss?" Black Zetsu Two swallowed. Did he notice something?
"Let's check the password again."
"...Raw brew over the dung."
"Pure spirits beneath the toilet."
"The password checks out. All