"Are you trying to kill me, you bastard?!"
"If I wanted to kill you, I would've done it ages ago! Why would I keep an idiot white-haired brat like you alive until now?!"
"How did these two end up fighting?" Mitsuki and Sasori had gone out to buy a few bottles of water. When they returned, they found Obito and Kakashi locked in a fight, each gripping the other's throat and glaring at him.
"That's normal for those two. One wrong word and they're at it." Asuma waved a hand, unfazed.
"Kakashi!"
"Obito!"
"Hey, hey, hey! That's enough, you two! Fight if you must, but Obito, what are you doing with a rocket launcher? Kakashi, put those dozens of strings of grenades down!"
Boom!
"Sasori, your village has a backup television station, right?" Mitsuki looked at the television station that had been flattened before him, then turned to Sasori.
"..." Sasori shook his head, utterly dumbfounded.
"What happened here?!" Just then, a figure appeared amid gusts of wind.
"Uncle Rasa!" Sasori waved at the newcomer.
"Sasori? What happened here?" Rasa paused, then appeared in front of Sasori and asked in bewilderment.
"Even the Fourth Kazekage is here. Now things are getting lively." Mitsuki chuckled off to the side.
"Come on, you coward!" Kakashi shouted at Obito from behind Rasa.
"Fuck you, Kakashi!" Obito held a Gatling gun and sprayed Rasa with bullets...
Rasa still hadn't figured out what was happening. He'd been peacefully working in the Kazekage Building when he'd heard the commotion and come to investigate. Before he could learn a thing, someone was spraying him with gunfire...
"Mitsuki, did that nuisance's father show up?" Kakashi shouted to Mitsuki while dodging Obito's attacks.
"He came, then left."
"Huh?"
"Well, I'm not sure whether he's gone or not. When