The next day.
The Third Raikage, A, and B stumbled out of the police station, trembling and dazed. Their eyes were vacant and their faces gaunt, as though they had suffered some sort of abuse inside...
"What... what did that Black-Faced Buckle Ghost say?" the Third Raikage asked in a trembling voice.
"We're ceding one-third of Kumogakure's land to Konoha for their Scientific Meituan Pig Farming Plan."
"What the fuck! How did we agree to terms like that?!" The Third Raikage instantly perked up at those words and roared.
"I... I don't know either... You even have a copy of the document we signed on your phone... You signed it yourself," A said, lowering his head in embarrassment.
"...Let's go back. Back to Kumogakure." A tear slipped helplessly from the corner of the Third Raikage's eye.
"Father, aren't we going to discuss things with the Hokage?" A asked in surprise.
"Discuss, discuss, discuss my ass! Keep discussing and we might as well hand all of Kumogakure over to Konoha!" Furious, the Raikage punched the Uchiha Police Station's sign.
The sign instantly shattered...
"Ding-dong."
The Third Raikage's phone chimed, and he looked down at it.
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[Money Is Life has sent you a friend request. (Note: The Uchiha Police Station's sign is Konoha public property. It was made from hashirama wood personally produced by our Lord First, the God of the Shinobi World. This material is exceedingly rare and precious in this age, with very little of it existing anywhere in the world. Furthermore, the lettering on it was personally written by Lord Third, Shimura Danzō. Its significance is extraordinarily profound and complex, expressing that the police station and Konoha are one family, etc., etc., etc., for 3,000 words. Finally, Konoha