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"Grandpa! Join my Akatsuki!" Yahiko went home, found his grandpa, and asked him excitedly.
"What the heck? Akatsuki?" Jijibo asked, taken aback.
"Yep, yep, yep! An Akatsuki whose goal is cosmic peace!" Yahiko explained excitedly.
"Akatsuki? Wait, I feel like I've heard that somewhere. Back when I was younger, maybe? Boss Dave... Oh, right, I remember. Your grandpa's too old for this. These old bones aren't up for any crazy antics. I'm not going." Jijibo frowned deeply, carefully searching his memory for the word Akatsuki.
Then Jijibo remembered all the crazy stunts Boss Dave had pulled every day when he was a little younger. At his age, he couldn't take that kind of punishment.
"Grandpa, you don't look old! You're only in your seventies. What do you say? Want to go wild with your grandson before you can't move at all?" Yahiko asked with a chuckle.
"You little rascal... Sigh. Yahiko, your grandpa's already in his seventies. I really can't handle all that running around anymore. Give me a break, okay?" Jijibo said helplessly.
"And can't you settle down and let your grandpa stop worrying? To put it bluntly, your dad's a lost cause. All my hopes rest on you now. Don't go running off or messing around. Once I'm gone, take good care of our family's Beautiful Pig Delivery, understand?" Jijibo continued earnestly.
"All right, all right, I know, Grandpa!" Yahiko said helplessly.
Then Yahiko returned to his room, took out his phone, and sank into thought as he looked through the people in his Contacts...
"Minato's probably out. Hmm... If Sister Kushina found out, she'd probably slaughter me. As for the older generation... probably not, either. There aren't many people my age. What am I supposed to do?" Yahiko muttered miserably, scrolling through his Contacts with a