The Southern Universe...
"Black Zetsu!"
"George!"
"Hahahahaha!! George! I knew you would come! My lifelong rival!!" Black Zetsu roared excitedly.
"Black Zetsu!! My lifelong rival! Wherever you go, I'll be there!" George shouted just as wildly.
"I, George, hereby launch the 237th Feces World War!!"
"Charge!!"
The western universe...
"We will shine Wi-Fi into every corner of the universe!!"
"Any place without Wi-Fi will be brought to justice!!"
"We will let our children live where Wi-Fi shines!!"
"Study so that Wi-Fi may cover all! Learn chakra! Become the future of the Akatsuki! It is our bounden duty!!"
Konan, Nagato, and Yahiko had each taken on a disciple, children who perfectly inherited the Akatsuki's core ideology. Nagato, however, had been forced into it and simply picked a child at random...
Konan planned to teach her Origami Secret Technique to her disciple, Xiao An.
Nagato... had given up trying and chosen Audi, a disciple born with a disability who was missing a leg.
Yahiko chose Luo, a boy just as sunny and passionate as himself.
Everyone had a bright future ahead...
The eastern universe...
"Every mouthful of baby formula you eat now, every pile of manure you see, will become a footprint you plant on Kagami Uchiha's face in the future!" Danzo barked as he slowly walked past the rows of young Ōtsutsuki with the Byakugan.
"Think of your loved ones who have passed away! Think of Kagami Uchiha's evil face! Think about why you are here now!"
"My teacher once taught me that every injustice in this world will be broken by a new injustice flying the banner of fairness! Kagami Uchiha has the power to make you eat sh*t! You have no way to fight back! You even have to swallow it! That is injustice!"
"The future of