Ōtsutsuki Moon gathered his thoughts and looked at Sasori beside him.
"Sasori, Leader Yahiko asked us to make an official website... but, uh... what kind of organization are we, exactly?" Ōtsutsuki Moon suddenly realized the problem and turned to ask Sasori.
"Uh, Nagato says we're a mental asylum, and Yahiko says we're mercenaries. Which one sounds more reliable to you, Moon?" Sasori said after a moment's thought.
"A mental asylum? That's probably derogatory, isn't it? No, no, we need to promote a positive image of the Akatsuki. A mental asylum definitely won't do, so let's put down 'mercenary organization,'" Ōtsutsuki Moon said after careful consideration.
"Okay, then, Moon, you handle the thinking, and I'll handle the making!" Sasori nodded and smiled.
"No problem!"
"Organization overview?" Sasori asked.
"We are ambitious young people reaching beyond the universe to give our dreams free rein. Our mission is to cover every speck of dust in the universe with our Wi-Fi signal. Wherever that Wi-Fi signal reaches lies the future of the Akatsuki—and of the world!" Ōtsutsuki Moon said, closing his eyes and thinking carefully.
"Great! Give me more, Moon!" Sasori's eyes gleamed. Who knew Moon had so many ideas?
"The Akatsuki is a mercenary organization with a multifaceted purpose. Our creed is to fill every corner of the universe with Wi-Fi. At the same time, the Akatsuki accepts all kinds of mercenary contracts. Group brawls, war, healthcare, education, housing, employment, insurance—anything and everything is a job our Akatsuki mercenaries can handle. If you are interested, or share our aspirations, please contact us. Just add the Akatsuki Leader's contact information at the end," Ōtsutsuki Moon said after some careful thought.
"Moon, can our Akatsuki really take on such a mishmash of jobs?" Sasori asked, bewildered.
"Uh, that's what Leader Yahiko told me, too.